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Deep Blue Sea - The Podcast

Deep Blue Sea - The Podcast

Movies, Films and Flix 294 Episodes Aug 19, 2026

Deep Blue Sea is the greatest movie ever made about genetically modified sharks attempting to escape their aquatic prison. To celebrate this beautiful film, Mark Hofmeyer and Jay Cluitt are dedicating the first 33 episodes to discussing the 33 chapters on the Deep Blue Sea DVD. Sit back, relax, and enjoy this deep dive into a classic film.

Episodes

Episode 296 - Chum (2026)
Episode 296 - Chum (2026) Aug 19, 2026 2251 Jay and Mark discuss the 2026 shark film Chum. Directed by Jonathan Zuck and starring Alice Eve, Eric Michael Cole, and an incredible amount of ADR, the movie focuses on a shark hunter who is really bad at hunting sharks. In this episode, they also talk about temporary shark-riding, cynical cash-grab AI slop, and ghost poetry.
Episode 295 - The Devil's Mouth (2026)
Episode 295 - The Devil's Mouth (2026) Aug 12, 2026 3402 Jay and Mark discuss the 2026 shark film The Devil’s Mouth. Directed by Jeff Wadlow and starring Kathryn Newton, Lana Condor, and a hungry bull shark, the movie follows a group of friends as they battle a bull shark while trapped in a cave. In this episode, they also talk about jellyfish gang surprise attacks, chomped turtles, and the most annoying character making the worst decisions. Enjoy!
Episode 294 - Snakes on a Plane (2006)
Episode 294 - Snakes on a Plane (2006) Aug 5, 2026 4292 Jay and Mark are joined by Heather (@headertime1981 on X) to discuss the 2006 motherf***ing thriller Snakes on a Plane. Directed by David R. Ellis (the second unit director of Deep Blue Sea) and starring Samuel L. Jackson, Julianna Margulies, and hundreds of motherf***ing snakes, the movie focuses on what happens when a crime boss comes up with an inefficient plan to kill a witness. In this episod
Episode 293 - Deep Blue Sea 2 Commentary Track
Episode 293 - Deep Blue Sea 2 Commentary Track Jul 29, 2026 5872 The Deep Blue Sea 2 commentary track! Sit back, relax, and listen to Jay and Mark talk about scene-ruining ties, Limitless juice, baby shark gangs, angry acting, swimming cleavage-first into the camera, and South African fishing bros in nice sweaters. Enjoy!
Episode 292 - Deep Water (2026)
Episode 292 - Deep Water (2026) Jul 22, 2026 3353 Jay and Mark discuss the 2026 survival thriller Deep Water. Directed by Renny Harlin and starring Aaron Eckhart, Ben Kingsley, Lucy Barrett and a shark gang, the movie focuses on what happens when a gang of sharks attack the survivors of a plane crash. In this episode, they also talk about frisky sharks, Renny playing the hits, and beast-mode flight attendants. 
Episode 291 - Anacondas: Trail of Blood (2009)
Episode 291 - Anacondas: Trail of Blood (2009) Jul 15, 2026 2848 Jay and Mark discuss the 2009 action horror film Anacondas: Trail of Blood. Directed by Don E. FauntLeRoy and starring Crystal Allen, Linden Ashby, John Rhys-Davies and many pairs of cargo pants, the movie focuses on what happens when a large snake chases people around the Romanian wilderness. In this episode, they also talk about wide shots of snakes eating people, underground serum dungeons, and
Episode 290 - Deep Blue Sea Script Read
Episode 290 - Deep Blue Sea Script Read Jul 8, 2026 3793 New episode! If you've been listening to our second dive through the chapters of Deep Blue Sea, you'll have presumably loved our re-enactments of each chapter at the start of each episode. To celebrate finishing this dive, here's all those chapters sewn together! Enjoy this full Deep Blue Sea script read, with the Deep Blue Sea Players!Featuring Jeanette Ward (@j.y.ward) as Brenda, DJ Valentine (@
Episode 289 - Rango (2011)
Episode 289 - Rango (2011) Jul 1, 2026 3887 New episode! Jay is joined by Andy Goulding from Cartoon Breakdown (@toonbreakdown on Instagram) to get dragged away screaming into the desert in search of water with Rango! On this episode they discuss incredibly ugly characters, bleached dream sequences and the films of Gore Verbinski, plus rock things, frog breasts, and drooping phallic face danglers!
Episode 288 - Kraken (2026)
Episode 288 - Kraken (2026) Jun 24, 2026 3215 Jay and Mark discuss the 2026 creature feature Kraken. Directed by Pål Øie, and starring Sara Khorami, Mikkel Bratt Silset, and salmon lice, the movie focuses on what happens when an ancient creature awakens and starts eating kayakers. In this episode, they also talk about overhead shots, scared crabs, fjord creatures, and international sub-par aquatic creature features
Episode 287 - Eels and Sod Scum
Episode 287 - Eels and Sod Scum Jun 17, 2026 4556 Jay and Mark are joined by Nick (@thatrehak on Instagram) and Bubbawheat (@bubbawheat) to discuss "End Credits," The 33rd and final chapter of Deep Blue Sea. In this episode, they also talk about haunted oceans, LL Cool J being an Animorph, and sharks in superhero films.
Episode 286 - Boa vs Python (2004)
Episode 286 - Boa vs Python (2004) Jun 10, 2026 3867 New episode! Jay is joined by Matt Poirier (@dtvconnoisseur on Instagram) for Boa vs Python (2004), in which a giant boa constrictor named Betty is used to hunt down an escaped giant python, name unknown. On this episode, they discuss tasty biscuits, underwater expressions and seductive shower gel, plus the difference between Mike Leigh films and Steven Seagal movies.
Episode 285 - Eaten Alive (1976)
Episode 285 - Eaten Alive (1976) Jun 3, 2026 4059 Jay and Mark are joined by Joey Lewandowski (@soulpopped on Instagram) to discuss the 1976 exploitation slasher horror film Eaten Alive. Directed by Tobe Hooper, and starring Neville Brand, Mel Ferrer, Carolyn Jones and oppressive red lighting, the movie focuses on a murderous hotel proprietor who feeds guests to his pet crocodile. In this episode, they also talk about Tobe Hooper’s filmography, s

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