Emotionally Online
A weekly slumber party for heart to hearts and hot gossip hosted by Maddie Dragsbaek and Meg Ruocco. One part emotional reflections and one part raunchy reality tv recaps. Come for the girls, stay for the goss.
Episodes
do absolutely everything men tell you not to do – ep. 166
in today's episode, we're talking about doing things our way :) we're talking about creative collaboration and not taking the advice of men, giggling about what's inspiring us, and thinking about a future where we get to choose ourselves.🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMI
pumptini vs. schwartz vs. the world | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 3
will the legendary pumptini take down tom schwartz? will james convince lisa to give him his job back? will tom get to watch family guy on dvr before kristen takes the cable box back? will scheana stop subretweeting? MUCH TO BE DISCOVERED ON TODAY'S EPISODE OF THE PUMPCAST...🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek
the voice note guy discourse is out of control – ep. 165
the voice note guy discourse has taken over our feeds and we MUST discuss it! in today's episode, we have the final ruling on whether voice note guy is right or wrong before jumping into some audience submissions on a friend going after your crush, what an orgasm feels like, and the eldest daughter wound following you into outside relationships. 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩
why is tom sandoval crying to his phone camera? | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 2
scheana is footless again, tom is watching himself cry, jax is a messenger and he gets absolutely killed... all of this and more, in today's episode of pumpcast!!!🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOI
foreplay to the forefront NOW! – ep. 164
I SAW ONE EPISODE OF LOVE ISLAND USA AND I AM CONCERNED WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO FOREPLAY ANYMORE. today, meg and i are talking foreplay, the men don't touch me challenge, and the formative years spent at sleepovers among other things. get ur eye patches on and come have a goss with us!🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/M
sandoval made her prove she was on her period??? hello??? | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 1
HAPPY SEASON 3 DAY!! we’re here and so is james kennedy, thank god! in today’s episode, we’re dropping back in on our favorite SUR employees to see how they’ve been handling the fall out of season two. we’re introduced to miami girl, jax has 2 new girlfriends, lisa is still feeling betrayed by stassi, and shay f. kennedy gets the people going (as always).🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.sho
loaning your underwear, losing your dj, and being a creeper (ft. mckenna) | pumpcast szn 2 reunion!
we've made it to the end of season 2! the reunion! we're here! and today, we're joined by effortlessly funny and long-time bravo fan, mckenna moore to talk about it! will jax feel remorse? are tom and kristen still together? does stassi still want everyone to die? we WILL get to the bottom of all of this and MORE!!!mckenna's links:✨ podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/1EkZ0RFxzo
you crave male approval even from your ex? ew, block him – ep. 163
ACCESS REVOKED! in today's episode, i'm coming at you live from a hotel debriefing my week in croatia, a final reflection on summer house and craving male approval even post-break up, before getting into some audience submissions about friendship and building community as an adult.🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/Maddie
getting jaxed and slanging bartender dong | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 14
jax doesn't feel anything... but will he feel this? in today's episode, we finally get our answers! stassi sweats out her kristen toxins, scheana throws an engagement party, tom gets jaxed, and jax is... our final girl? ALL OF THIS AND MORE IN TODAY'S PUMPCAST!🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://www.emotionallyonline.shopVOTE IN THE PUMPIES: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc4GjHP8mJ6R7Ln_Z
we need to talk about ariana grande – ep. 162
it is possible to be both compassionate and honest. we absolutely have to find a way to talk to each other about eating disorders, body image, and what young women are learning from the trajectory hollywood is on right now in a way that holds empathy in the highest regard. i remember what it was like to be a young girl in the early 2000s. i wanna do better because we know better. don't you?🛒 S
the SLAP heard round the world... | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 13
so... jax has admitted it's true... he DID sleep with kristen... so what is stassi gonna do with this information? LET'S FIND OUT! in today's episode, stassi is on the war path to getting kristen to admit what she's done, sandoval is asleep at the wheel, lisa is pissed, jax is scared but TRUST... that truth will prevail! all of this and more in today's pumpcast!🛒 SHOP MERCH: ht
"competing" with their ex and being the one who cares more – ep. 161
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JAX WENT TO JAIL AND NO ONE CARED | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 12
that man was missing for 4 days and literally no one gave a single solitary fuck hahahahahahahahahahahahaha in today's episode, jax is missing, scheana is engaged, kristen and tom are doing insane things on twitter dot com, and the golden nugget enters vanderpump lexicon. these really are the best days of our lives!🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 EMO
you don’t need all the answers... your creativity requires curiosity – ep. 160
a conversation that really left me feeling more creative than when it started :) today, we're talking about being a creator vs. a consumer, feeling uncertain about yourself as an artist, having a lover girl lockdown, and giggling about spa etiquette!🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6
the cabo trip is over... and kristen and tom are too? | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 11
part two of the cabo trip which is truly among the greats when it comes to vanderpump cast trips! in today's episode, the tom and kristen tensions come to a head and jax is at the center of is as usual, lisa is delivered an ultimatum, jax recruits 10 random women to hang out with him, and stassi and katie are truly at their wits end with kristen's bitching about her stupid chungus boyfrien
self-abandonment for male approval at the summer house reunion – ep. 159
oh boy! i binged all of summer house in 47 days in order to be able to watch this reunion and engage with the drama so engage i will!! today, we're talking about loyalty in friendships, self-abandonment for male approval and all the other horrific things we witnessed at part one of the summer house reunion. then, we're getting into some gnarly audience submissions where i am delivering som
AND YOU DID IT AT MY BIRTHDAY DINNER! | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 10
WE'VE MADE IT TO CABO! In today's episode, our favorite employees of Sexy Unique Restaurant, Restaurant and Lounge head to Mexico for Stassi's 25th birthday. Schwartz is on his WORST behavior, Scheana is a guy's girl, Jax is stirring the pot per usual, and Stassi's birthday dinner goes to shit. ALL OF THIS AND MORE IN TODAY'S PUMPCAST!!!
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it's inter-skinny politics and that's none of my business – ep. 158
in today's episode, we're chatting about how the 160 pound viral tiktok devolved into a fight among skinny people that we're just observing from the fat sidelines, our INCREDIBLE venture to texas roadhouse, and my next big restaurant idea... get in lover girls, we're going pitching!
TIME STAMPS:
00:00 – we took a limo to texas roadhouse
08:35 – my pitch for a NEW and BETTER resta
we're good as gold and scheana shay IS the maestro | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 9
the housewives are having a VERY important dinner at SUR and they won't let us forget it!!! TOO BAD we're focused on much more IMPORTANT things this episode like the genesis of POETRY in scheana shay's SMASH hit, GOOD AS GOLD!!! kristen and tom are still fighting, jax is still lying, everything is the same except now we have good as gold to listen to in the background and that makes it
fat tax, pivoting, and crying in the cuck chair (ft. sebastian) – ep. 157
SEBASTIAN IS BACK ON THE POD! And today's episode is an absolute treat. As I was editing this one, I was just in awe of how truly generous Sebastian was with his reflections and musings. I just adore him and this is a real beautiful peak inside his brain and I LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT. We're talking about embracing a pivot, feeling your feelings, art inspiring art, and how it feels to be fa
ok which one of you wrote tom sandoval scat fan fiction? | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 8
ok FESS UP... written 3 weeks ago??? we will get to the bottom of this... just as stassi intends to get to the bottom of the jax/kristen cheating scandal that continues to rock SUR in today's episode while lisa is hiring a secret diner and gaslighting phd's are being handed out group wide. pumpers! it's time to discuss!
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i want you to be authentic... but only if you're authentic like me – ep. 156
meg is here! and we're chatting about what's been happening in our comments sections and meg the stallion, as god intended.
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a lap dance, some tequila, and the TRUTH | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 7
the way scheana's lap dance was the genesis of the jax/kristen hookup being brought to center stage... her power... it must be studied... in today's episode, jax goes back to therapy, scheana gives a lap dance, katie gets way too drunk, tom tries to save his dying relationship, and stassi has her foot on jax's next as per usual. lock in, pumpers! this is a history lesson!
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when did dating become so transactional? – ep. 155
in today's episode, we're talking transactional dating, the inner peace that comes from reckoning with your body image, and fear around grief! love u sm! thanks for being here!
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*rips shirt off* dude i'm so straight, i didn't even know you could be gay | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 6
it's pride! jax only learned about gay people recently! scheana is back in the stu making herstory! kristen read tom's texts with ariana and she intends to get to the bottom of it! stassi is bullying jax! it's vanderpump in its prime! these really are the best days of our lives people!!!
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you can't be in your 30s and negging women on dating apps oh my god – ep. 154
coming at you live from the hot tub! today, we're chatting about negging on dating apps, new AI implementations on tiktok, before diving into some audience submissions about navigating sexual trauma. kind of a heavy episode so check in with yourself before you listen, love ya!
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doing burlesque for your boss while he eats a boob cake? call HR now | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 5
it's guillermo's birthday! so we're doing what every good SUR employee does... learning a sexy burlesque dance to show him while he eats cake shaped like boobs! in today's episode, the sexy unique servers are navigating a cancer scare, being not like other girls, and serving sex on the job... come on, how could you ever long for more?!
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get bitchier or die trying – ep. 153
i love bitches! and bitches love me right back! in today's episode, we're asking hard hitting questions such as (but not limited to): when can we get a bitch on a season of jury duty? why are reality tv haters always so condescending? what are we defining as casual sex these days? and why haven't men considered changing their last names when they get married and is the answer perhaps t
just f*ck and forget about it! it's the tom sandoval way! | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 4
someone help! jax escaped the elderly home and is out gossiping again! in today's episode, ariana officially gets hired at SUR, tom and kristen had sex and insist everyone just shut up and forget what happened, jax is starting a sweater line (???), and new cheating rumors threaten the restaurant utopia that lisa vanderpump has created... WILL SUR SURVIVE THIS???
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stop ditching your friends for mediocre men – ep. 152
the bailing epidemic has hit lover girls hq! in today's episode, we're talking about culotte spring, ditching your besties for mediocre men (boo!), fetishization in dating, and finding your purpose and belonging in this crazy world!!
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ask me anything: my chungus chopped unc went in for a kiss | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 3
it's incredible the access we have to the english language... in today's episode, we're going to lake arrowhead! stassi's family is here! tears are shed! a star is born! and scheana has no feet, teeth, OR EYES! how can we ever predict what's coming next?
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can you ever really be friends with your ex? – ep. 151
a big audience submission ep! and today we're getting to the bottom of the age old questions: can you ever really be friends with your ex? what counts as emotional cheating? is it ok to slow fade a new friendship that just isn't it? is it weird that i felt weird seeing my ex get married even though i've moved on? you have questions, i have opinions! let's get into it!
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tattoo your ex girlfriends name, let your bully win, and get bubbafied NOW | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 2
the bubbafication of tom schwartz will be studied for millenniums... in today's episode, jax is getting stassi's name tattooed, scheana is injured again, her beef with stassi hits a breaking point, tom is still making an ikea table, and road rage is abundant!
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skinny psychosis and a worldwide ozempic prescription – ep. 150
what an insane week to be on the internet! we're talking red carpet influencers, taylor frankie paul and the bachelorette, and the skinny psychosis overtaking the entire world... strap in lover girls, we're ranting!
TIME STAMPS:
00:00 – oscars red carpet influencer drama
21:00 – taylor frankie paul and the bachelorette fall out
28:47 – skinny psychosis and a worldwide ozempic prescriptio
a threat from jax taylor to start our day | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 1
we're back for season two! with another cast endorsement laced with thinly veiled threats... we see right through it, jax. today, we're talking about scheana and her tooth, tom getting caught cheating already, kristen on thin ice at SUR, and a birthday party gone wrong (as usual).
TIME STAMPS:
00:00 – your votes are in for season one!
06:57 – we needed podcast advice...
08:02 – ...so
influencers absolutely SHOULD speak on politics (ft. meg) – ep. 149
you can do it! you're so smart! in today's episode, we're talking about that viral podcast clip about why "influencers shouldn't speak on politics", the anti-literacy argument that set me off last week, and the ethics of jealousy! and meg's here! let's get into it!
TIME STAMPS:
00:00 – this is gonna ruin the tour
04:05 – my birthday! we had a wig night out!
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a summer of cheating and peteritas (ft. tina and jessie) | pumpcast szn 1 reunion!
the summer's over... but it's still hot at SUR! today, we're joined by tina vlamis and jessie maye christopher to discuss the reunion drama and recap the highs and lows of season one of vanderpump rules. we did it! our first season! binge away!
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jax taylor only tells the truth if it means he can have more attention | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 8
it's the season one finale! and jax is finally telling the TRUTH... in today's episode we're talking about the iconic season one SUR photoshoot, laura-leigh's breakout role in we're the millers, and finally getting to the bottom to the cheating scandal that rocked the cheating restaurant.
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TIME STAMPS:
00:00 – le
your horny movie did not have to be wuthering heights – ep. 148
i've read your messages... i went and saw wuthering heights... and unsurprisingly, i have a lot of thoughts! and my criticism spares no one lol lovers and haters of this movie alike, i have some words for you! we're also chatting about divaphobes, mormon soaking as foreplay, and walking the line between indulging in beauty and accepting yourself as you are.
TIME STAMPS:
00:00 – so many div
you think ur ex sucks? he broke up with her at an AA meeting | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 7
in today's episode, we're watching the wheels slowly start to fall off and by that i mean, jax is breaking up with laura leigh at her AA meeting, stassi's on the verge of being fired from jobs she's barely even doing, and sandoval isn't vabbing but god, he wishes that he could. i mean surely, this qualifies jax taylor to be in the worst man hall of fame? (he has hundreds of sub
stop telling us about your loser husband – ep. 147
relationship ragebait! being abducted by mormons! the perils of being an emotionally available dater! in today's episode, we're hitting so many hot topics and i'm DYING to hear your thoughts...
CREATORS AGAINST ICE FUNDRAISER: https://tiltify.com/@creators-for-peace/creators-against-ice
TIME STAMPS:
00:00 – i'm back from vacation!
03:40 – "do any of you even like each oth
fired for an atomic wedgie... hired for riding your coworker in the bathroom | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 6
THEY DID WHAT??? WHERE??? Lisa girl, surely there will be consequences... correct? Who knows!! In today's episode, we're talking peterpalooza, giving a customer an atomic wedgie, having sex at work with the bathroom door unlocked, and bringing your unemployed situationship of 2 weeks to meet your parents because everything makes so much sense in this show. I love it here!!!
CREATORS AGAI
having two crushes at once and casting my dream traitors season – ep. 146
soooooo you have two crushes at once? there are worst problems to have! in today's episode, i'm putting on my casting director hat and indulging you in all of my top picks for the next season of traitors before diving into some audience submissions and getting into an emotional post show over on patreon! lock in lover girls!CREATORS AGAINST ICE FUNDRAISER: https://tiltify.com/@creators-for
the infamous sur staff meeting | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 5
truly one of the most iconic moments to happen within the sur walls methinks... jax has a NEW GIRL and there is IMMEDIATE beef as stassi has a mean girl arc for the history books and scheana finally steps into the spotlight! TIME STAMPS:00:00 – what's the worst performance you've ever done? 07:53 – lisa scolds jax post-vegas 15:47 – stassi and her mom goss about vegas 19:00 – scheana is pe
apathy isn't sexy! stop playing the who cares less olympics! (ft. meg) – ep. 145
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take ur shirt off, we’re fighting in the parking lot | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 4
we're feeling extra giggly today as we travel on over to LAS VEGAS to celebrate the birth of miss stassi schroeder and discuss all of the drama that ensues! jax will invite himself everywhere he shouldn't be! friendships will be broken! shirts WILL be taken off! and we WILL MISS SCHEANA THE WHOLE TIME. lock in!! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – watching the new vanderpump rules series and rhoslc 06:57
you are not a hero, you are brainwashed – ep. 144
in today's episode, we're chatting about what's happening in minnesota and how important it is to clock in, call your senators, and abolish ice. we've got some funny business up top, a joke i didn't find funny in the middle, and then we're getting into it. take care of yourselves, love you!!CALL YOUR SENATORS! https://www.5calls.org TIME STAMPS:00:00 – fmk: beating a dead h
jax got a girl pregnant and we’re freaking out | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 3
JAX TAYLOR, ANSWER FOR YOUR CRIMES!!! today, we're talking about season one, episode 3 of vanderpump rules where things are heating up between stassi and frank, kristen loses her mind on a photoshoot with tom's ex hookup, jax is gonna be a FATHER, and somehow all of stassi's friends are still! rooting! for! him! WE HAVE WORDS... get ready to pump it babyyyyy!!! TIME STAMPS:00:00 – bri
rent a kissing booth and destroy your friend group (ft. robbie) – ep. 143
robbie's back at the sleepover! and today, we're talking about a kissing booth party that destroys friendships, robbie's initial thoughts on heated rivalry, implementing a no chat gpt household rule, and more importantly BRINGING BACK THIRST TRAPS (included for video listeners). p.s. go listen to loud about nothing!! robbie's links: ✨ podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/587AvKFj
applying sunblock is cheating | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 2
we're here and we're discussing season one episode two of vanderpump rules! the sur pride float is READY and it's time to be SEXY in the SUN, except don't even THINK about asking anyone to help you apply sunscreen because that is CHEATING. stassi and jax are on the rocks, tom sandoval hates the mail, kristen isn't involved but she'll find a way to be, and ken todd is a worm
corporate greed is ruining movies – ep. 142
today, i'm angry! because things are getting really bad and too many people are too indifferent about it for my liking!! so today, we're chatting about the golden globes, corporate greed and it's impact on the movie watching experience, a small palette cleanser to talk about nipple piercings and dating, before hopping into yet another AI rage fueled rant. lock in lover girls!!! we'
i am the devil… and don’t you forget it | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 1
welcome to the PUMPCAST! your new favorite vanderpump rules rewatch podcast where week by week, we’re going through and talking about the best reality show to ever exist, episode by episode. today, we’re chatting about season one, episode one where we’re introduced to our sur-vers before diving into affair allegations, sleeping with the devil (aka your bitch girlfriend), the genesis of freak bitch
making out, media literacy, and marty mauser – ep. 141
we're back and better than ever, lover girls! welcome to the new set of our show! today, we're talking about my ins and outs for 2026 before jumping into some marty supreme discourse and how truly wild some of the takes floating around on tiktok are.🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 spill your guts here: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6✨ lover g
i have a PhD in yearning – ep. 140
last episode of the year and we're talking about the gay hockey tv show, gifting getting out of control, a critique on people's lack of care when talking about weight changes, luck in love and AI in indie filmmaking... really an episode tackling many of my favorite topics on this show to round out the year lol. love u so much and see u in 2026!!🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://ww
the bean soupification of the internet – ep. 139
bean soup theory! what about me-ism! parasocial behavior at its finest! this week, i'm tired of tip toeing and i'm yelling about it! because the kind of content people thiiiink they want? would actually fucking suck! down with qualifiers and caveats! down with assuming the worst of people we don't actually know! we have brains and we can use them!🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! http
you've gotta flirt HARD (ft. meg) – ep. 138
ALERT!! we have an UPDATE because meg and i caught someone we know HATING LIVE IN THE ACTION and we NEEEEEEEEED TO TALK ABOUT IT!! we're also talking about what those mormon ladies are up to (piss play), flirting hard, and the prison of the instagram respost button. lock in lover girls!! last meg episode of 2025!!🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 spill
ragebaiters anonymous – ep. 137
i'm passionate about ragebaiting chatgpt bros... this is my truth and i wear it loud and proud! today, we're talking about the response to last weeks episode, my hot take on secret lives of mormon wives, an AI art scandal out in bozeman, montana and having to watch your ex move on while you're still processing the breakup. get in those slumber bags lover girls!🪩 join the lover girls on
is having a boyfriend embarrassing? – ep. 136
a shorter episode today but she PACKS A PUNCH! today, we're talking about having a hot mayor, learning my limits, and most importantly, the vogue article that everyone can't stop talking about titled IS HAVING A BOYFRIEND EMBARRASSING??? i have answers and i plan to get to the bottom of this once and for all!ARTICLES:✨ Is having a boyfriend embarrassing now? By Chanté Joseph: https://www.v
enough about male loneliness, just buy ur boy a bff necklace (ft. meg) – ep. 135
my face is stained red from makeup, i'm hungover as hell, BUT AT LEAST I HAVE MY FRIEND MEG HERE WITH ME TO HAVE A LITTLE GIGGLE!!! today, we're talking toilet selfies, beating male loneliness, bald bugonia screenings, and the joy of mispronouncing wagyu beef. happy november!!! lock in!!!🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 spill your guts here: https
you can’t self-optimize yourself into finding love – ep. 134
in this week’s episode, we’re talking about self-optimization and the impact of luck in finding love! MAJOR… THEY DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW THIS!!! and we’re also chatting about surveillance culture and the impact of find my friends on the whimsy of surprises and dealing with regret around a friendship ending. 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 spill your guts
"some of you aren't friends, you're cops" – ep. 133
today, we're talking about living in they grey area baby!! after stumbling across a video talking about policing your friends/looking for a gotcha moment, i have some thoughts to share that got me some heat when i've said it in the past. but it's okay because this episode has RANGE and we're also talking about fake bushes, the right for parades to exist, and bouncing back after som
getting flirt-baited and dating for social currency (ft. meg) – ep. 132
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you don't have to pretend you're unphased by their comments – ep. 131
in today's episode, we're doing some catching up on kind strangers, the 3 kinds of best friends, and dealing with reading the comments... in any comments section on the internet. 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 spill your guts here: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6For advertising inquiries: advertising@audioboom.comTo book me on your podcast,
the grief monster – ep. 130
thank you for being gentle with me as i navigate a loss that feels more monumental than i know how to put into words right now. i hope in sharing my grief, it can make your own grief feel a little easier to carry. you are not alone and neither am i. love love love you.🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 spill your guts here: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdm
you're not ugly, you're just swagless (ft. meg) – ep. 129
it's the top of the month so i'm joined yet again by my dear friend, meg ruocco! today, we're chatting about meg's venture into the vanderpump rules cinematic universe, the swag recession that's sweeping the nation, and why being a bitch has been crowned the top of the pyramid this summer.🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 spill your gut
concert etiquette and the art of an unfollow – ep. 128
i saw lady gaga at MSG this week and i have A FEW MESSAGES for the dark spirits i ran into in the crowd... then we're talking audience submissions about when to exchanges socials when dating, how to be a better support system to your people, and undercutting yourself with the belief that you're too young and dumb to trust your intuition. LOCK IN!!!🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https:/
being childfree and choosing a different life than everyone you love – ep. 127
Go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/EMOTIONALLYONLINE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. #sponsoredCROATIA DETAILS: https://trovatrip.com/trip/europe/croatia/croatia-with-maddie-dragsbaek-jun-2026SUBMISSION-PALOOZA! Today, we're catching up on some audience submissions about diverging paths from people you love and the fear of being left alone in your pursuit towards your dream life
why do you have to agree with art in order to like it? – ep. 126
renee rapp released a new album... and people have thoughts! luckily, so do i! in today's episode, i'm talking through my critique for some popular critiques of renee's sophomore album, recapping my family's white water rafting trip, and getting into some audience submissions about the illusion of intimacy after a long first date and how to deal with a judgmental friend.🪩 join the
reality tv stars shouldn't be good people (ft. meg) – ep. 125
MEG IS BACK ON THE POD AND SHE COMES BEARING THE MEG SEG! in today's episode we're talking about our icks, why i want reality stars to be terrible, what's on the top of the pyramid this month and what we're benching... MUCH to discuss whenever meg comes around!!!🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 spill your guts here: https://forms.gle/BaWbC
stop telling yourself you’re difficult to love – ep. 124
i saw a psychic... and she affirmed everything i already knew. LOVER GIRLS, we need to be nicer to ourselves on a subconscious level!! today, i'm talking about realizing the subconscious ways i've been reinforcing to myself that i'm "difficult to love" and why that needs to end TODAY, sharing my hot take about labubus, and jumping into some audience submissions about confusing
you want true love, he just wants to be married – ep. 123
Go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/EMOTIONALLYONLINE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. #sponsoredin today's episode, we're talking about having a flirty summer or what i'm calling my i like it by enrique iglesias summer! i'm feeling hot, i'm feeling sexy! i still have so many opinions! and today, we talked about marriage a coincidentally large amount – from the new
it's not them, it's you! you're self sabotaging! – ep. 122
in this weeks episode, we're talking fake photos on dating profiles, self-sabotaging when your current partner has less bedroom experience than you do, feeling distrusting of genuine calm and comfort in a relationship when it's unfamiliar to you and so much more!! it's my 15 year youtube anniversary, let's party!!🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDrag
r/MyBoyfriendIsAI – ep. 121
i'm back from greece! and i've discovered something truly sinister over on reddit so strap in for more ranting about the state of AI and how it's starting to impact interpersonal relationships and dating... spoiler alert: it's not good!🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 spill your guts here: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6For advertising
LOVER GIRLS HQ EXCLUSIVE: previously brilliant and gifted + what if we chose to be judged?
hi lover girls! i'm in greece at the time of this upload so here's a patreon exclusive episode from april for your listening pleasure! these are two episodes, recorded one week apart from each other that i thought kind of blended together well– it was a conversation topic i didn't want to talk about on the main pod back then but feel comfortable sharing with you now :) if you like what
"watching love unfold all around me feels like a promise" – ep. 120
Go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/EMOTIONALLYONLINE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today!In today's episode, we're talking the superior love island franchise, men with bulldozers, trading bitterness for hope in seeing other people in love, and how to deal with your friends/family members set on using AI as therapy... sheesh! Big ep! Get in your slumber bags!!!!AI therapy TikTok:
i'm not taking the high road anymore – ep. 119
i need to yell! this week, we're chatting about biphobia and some comments i got on last weeks episode before diving into my rage segment about the state of politics and basic respect in the US this week– and we'll end the episode on a more lighthearted note taking some audience submissions about shaving for summer and dealing with feeling sexualized as your body changes. we've got a r
my bisexual awakenings – ep. 118
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!! today, we're talking about bisexual awakenings!!! music videos that made me bisexual!! movies that made me bisexual!!! moments that feel significant to me when taking a trip down memory lane on my journey to becoming comfortable with my sexuality. love you all and extra love to the queer community this month, so happy you're here :)🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! ht
the normalization of AI? i'm not falling for it – ep. 117
in this weeks episode, we're chatting about my latest reality tv obsession VANDERPUMP RULES before jumping into some propaganda that i am absolutely not falling for including the normalization of AI, coconut water, and anything beyond a net 30. i missed you last week! let's catch up!nyc! volunteer to support zohran in the mayoral primaries: https://www.zohranfornyc.com/🪩 join the lover gir
spin the bottle at the flirting party (ft. meg) – ep. 116
Go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/EMOTIONALLYONLINE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor todaymeg is back!! returning for her third appearance, we have the illustrious MEG RUOCCO joining me to chat about 28 year old prom, planning a flirting party, and the hot girls getting ghosted epidemic before answering some audience submissions about cheating with your friends bf and anxious attachment re
i care so much i could literally throw up – ep. 115
in this week's episode we're talking about some foster farewells, my reflections on being a "solver" and why that's not always helpful before diving into some AITA posts from reddit about a friend causing the collapse of an engagement, fiance's threatening to cheat if sex drives aren't matched, and more stories bound to make you feel gratitude for your singlehood. the g
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