Emotionally Online
Emotionally Online is a weekly slumber party hosted by Maddie Dragsbaek and Meg Ruocco. The show blends heartfelt emotional reflections with raunchy reality TV recaps. It offers a mix of personal stories and hot gossip, inviting listeners to join the conversation.
Episodes
in defense of scheana's crop top wedding dress | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 15
it's scheana's wedding day! and everything has to be PERFECT!! in today's episode, scheana hires a useless wedding coordinator, sandoval goes big brother on james, shay prepares for his funeral, and tom schwartz says nothing but the wrong things!🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS!✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com
break up videos, chris hansen, and being an equal opportunity hater – ep. 176
imagining in my minds eye... sitting next to an ex, making a crying video david dobrik style, is actually sending a shiver down my spine... in today's episode, we're talking about the plight of zillennials, primetime and dumb movie-goers, and taking an audience submission about dating a man who just revealed he loves chatgpt... all of this and more! at today's sleepover!🛒 SHOP MERCH: h
a well oiled cheating machine and a lost job | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 14
schwartz is NOT a well oiled cheating machine and kristen did NOT do anything wrong AND it IS opposite day!!! in today's episode, schwartz gets blackmailed by jax, kristen goes head to head with lisa, james is the peanut butter baby, and the boys are BEEFING... boof!🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS!✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https://ww
jane doe, cornell, and reckoning with our own experiences with SA – ep. 175
tw: discussion of sexual violencetake care of yourselves, we love you and we believe you.🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS!✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek ✨ PUMPCAST Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/pumpcastrules/💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMP
miami girl and the four inch wonder | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 13
this episode goes in the vanderpump rules hall of fame, methinks! in today's episode, miami girl shows up to SUR, we see the kristen vs. diana smackdown, and tom sandoval is peeing his pants out of FEAR!🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS!✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek ✨ PUMPCAST Patreon: https://www.pa
you wanna be desired! yearned for! loved! (normal) – ep. 174
edchup, bidness noneya, and being desired! oh my! in today's episode, we're giggling about the demise of ed sheeran's tour, channing tatum's burner account, and taking an audience submission about solitude and yearning to be desired!🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS!✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDr
swagless, rizzless, sauceless... the many burdens of peter madrigal | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 12
pov: your swagless manager tricks you into going on a date where he mogs you brandy style for 25 minutes until you leave him to go back to work... this show is the gift that keeps on giving and we're GREEDY FOR MORE BABY!!! i can feel miami girl's presence... she's near... everyone prepare for landing...🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS!✨ EMOTIONAL
we think it's weird how normal being miserable in a relationship is – ep. 173
truly an episode for the modern lover girl... today, we're talking about macklemore and ed sheeran, influencers crying about old people eating alone, nyfw party drama, before getting into some audience submissions about overdressing and DIVORCE, mama! so strap in!!🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS!✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https://www.
tom sandoval is open mouth crying at the club... dreams do come true! | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 11
the bachelorette of the century comes to a close... but not before tom and kristen have what is probably their best conversation of all time! jax comes face to face with someone from his past, kristen almost murders ariana, and shay is being held on camera against his will!! it's the best reality tv show in the world, baby!! let's giggle!!🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 JOI
bachelorettes, betrayals, and boof | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 10
scheana's getting married! so we're going back to the SCENE OF THE CRIME and celebrating true love (and no cheating) in miami!! vail is in the priliminary stages of getting jaxed, sandoval is being a diva princess, and there is a man showing full cheeks in a restaurant? all of this and more... in today's pumpcast...🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS
that's not my fat experience! i'm fat AND well loved, b!tch! – ep. 172
in today's episode, we're talking about the way sometimes former fats rely on fear to talk about their experience with fatness and how it's actually, not the one universal truth! from two fatties who are well loved and in good community, b!tch! we're also talking about the issues with new age friend comedy shows, feeling fomo for other peoples inside jokes, and self-image while hav
the death of monogamy and a farewell to scheana's eyelashes | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 9
the boys are in SAN DIEGO and jax is giving us an all timer episode in terms of quotes... PLUS what will become of scheana and stassi's friendship? will she secure the miami invite for the bach trip? ALL OF THIS AND MORE, REVEALED IN TODAY'S EPISODE...🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS!✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https://www.patreon.c
transphobes shut up challenge – ep. 171
when will they stop talking!!!!!!!! in today's episode, we're talking about sophie cunningham's recent comments about trans women in sports before getting into some audience submissions about our thoughts on phrases like "if he wanted to he would" and grappling with conflicting feelings while navigating body image and gender.🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 JOIN
mogged during couples therapy and the bond of a coke nose job | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 8
get mogged, bitch! in today's episode, we watch vail drink stupid juice, meet a therapist that loves to looksmaxx, watch scheana and james cook up her next smash hit, and tom sandoval goes emo! 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 JOIN US ON OUR PATREONS!✨ EMOTIONALLY ONLINE + LOVER GIRLS HQ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek ✨ PUMPCAST Patreon: https://www.patreon.com
you've sold your swag! it's gone now! – ep. 170
a solo episode just like the old days while i'm traveling! in today's episode, i'm talking about the swag epidemic and adopting teddy before getting into some audience submissions about the lack of space for grief in our culture and having agency amidst social rejection! oh! and a reminder, the greece trip launches on monday!! (italy sold out in 4 minutes, you guys are insane and i can
nostalgic for cheating and horny for mail | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 7
it's PRIDE and you know what that means... nostalgia for the demise of tom and kristen's chungus relationship! and because this show is the gift that keeps on giving, we've got a new hire at sur, katie and schwartz are being romantic??? and we learn that mail is a very horny thing when you're brave enough to let it be...🇮🇹 COME TO ITALY WITH US: https://trovatrip.com/trip/europe/it
no one thought you were weird last night, you were so normal (we think) – ep. 169
lover girls trip announcement in the 169th episode, that's herstory mama! today, we're giggling about girls (the tv show) and chatting about being easier on yourself when you make mistakes. shorter episode today! god bless me, it's fuckin summa!ITALY TRIP PAGE: https://trovatrip.com/trip/europe/italy/italy-with-maddie-dragsbaek-may-17-2027GREECE TRIP PAGE: COMING SOON🛒 SHOP MERCH: http
schwartz cheated on the cheating show... IN FRONT OF 50 GAY MAYORS??? | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 6
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no influencers, no critical thought, and no commitment, baby! – ep. 168
we need to talk about nantucket gate... who knew a "no influencers" sign could kick up this much discourse! in today's episode, we're talking about AI companies destroying rare books, false equivalencies and tombstone messaging before getting into some audience submissions on dating, patience/understanding, and finding dishonest commitmentphobes around every corner. we have a lot t
"she was motorboating his crotch region" ok jax | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 5
jax allegedly saw katie motorboating another man's crotch, schwartz adopted a dog to buy him time on an engagement, sandoval wants to make out with jax's plastic surgeon, and kristen is back at sur and ready to plot against anyone and everyone... we love this stupid show so much! lock in!🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.co
your boyfriend said you're not "his type"... let's talk about it – ep. 167
oh boy! these submissions were a doozy... today, we're talking about our whirlwind weekend of partying and every old man that hit on us in the process before getting into some audience submissions about a listeners boyfriend expressing she isn't "his type", someone who's struggling to trust in therapy, and someone else who's processing how to protect their own body image wh
a panic attack, a nose job, and lisa vanderpump calling you a puss | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 4
in today's episode, schwartz is having a panic attack, jax officially gets his nose job, there's a dildo in his pocket, a jelly donut full of blood, the wrath of lisa vanderpump, and kristen and stassi finally come head to head... ALL OF THIS AND MORE, WELCOME TO THE FREAKIN' PUMPCAST BABY!!🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.pat
do absolutely everything men tell you not to do – ep. 166
in today's episode, we're talking about doing things our way :) we're talking about creative collaboration and not taking the advice of men, giggling about what's inspiring us, and thinking about a future where we get to choose ourselves.🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMI
pumptini vs. schwartz vs. the world | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 3
will the legendary pumptini take down tom schwartz? will james convince lisa to give him his job back? will tom get to watch family guy on dvr before kristen takes the cable box back? will scheana stop subretweeting? MUCH TO BE DISCOVERED ON TODAY'S EPISODE OF THE PUMPCAST...🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek
the voice note guy discourse is out of control – ep. 165
the voice note guy discourse has taken over our feeds and we MUST discuss it! in today's episode, we have the final ruling on whether voice note guy is right or wrong before jumping into some audience submissions on a friend going after your crush, what an orgasm feels like, and the eldest daughter wound following you into outside relationships. 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩
why is tom sandoval crying to his phone camera? | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 2
scheana is footless again, tom is watching himself cry, jax is a messenger and he gets absolutely killed... all of this and more, in today's episode of pumpcast!!!🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOI
foreplay to the forefront NOW! – ep. 164
I SAW ONE EPISODE OF LOVE ISLAND USA AND I AM CONCERNED WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO FOREPLAY ANYMORE. today, meg and i are talking foreplay, the men don't touch me challenge, and the formative years spent at sleepovers among other things. get ur eye patches on and come have a goss with us!🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/M
sandoval made her prove she was on her period??? hello??? | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 1
HAPPY SEASON 3 DAY!! we’re here and so is james kennedy, thank god! in today’s episode, we’re dropping back in on our favorite SUR employees to see how they’ve been handling the fall out of season two. we’re introduced to miami girl, jax has 2 new girlfriends, lisa is still feeling betrayed by stassi, and shay f. kennedy gets the people going (as always).🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.sho
loaning your underwear, losing your dj, and being a creeper (ft. mckenna) | pumpcast szn 2 reunion!
we've made it to the end of season 2! the reunion! we're here! and today, we're joined by effortlessly funny and long-time bravo fan, mckenna moore to talk about it! will jax feel remorse? are tom and kristen still together? does stassi still want everyone to die? we WILL get to the bottom of all of this and MORE!!!mckenna's links:✨ podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/1EkZ0RFxzo
you crave male approval even from your ex? ew, block him – ep. 163
ACCESS REVOKED! in today's episode, i'm coming at you live from a hotel debriefing my week in croatia, a final reflection on summer house and craving male approval even post-break up, before getting into some audience submissions about friendship and building community as an adult.🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/Maddie
getting jaxed and slanging bartender dong | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 14
jax doesn't feel anything... but will he feel this? in today's episode, we finally get our answers! stassi sweats out her kristen toxins, scheana throws an engagement party, tom gets jaxed, and jax is... our final girl? ALL OF THIS AND MORE IN TODAY'S PUMPCAST!🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://www.emotionallyonline.shopVOTE IN THE PUMPIES: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc4GjHP8mJ6R7Ln_Z
we need to talk about ariana grande – ep. 162
it is possible to be both compassionate and honest. we absolutely have to find a way to talk to each other about eating disorders, body image, and what young women are learning from the trajectory hollywood is on right now in a way that holds empathy in the highest regard. i remember what it was like to be a young girl in the early 2000s. i wanna do better because we know better. don't you?🛒 S
the SLAP heard round the world... | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 13
so... jax has admitted it's true... he DID sleep with kristen... so what is stassi gonna do with this information? LET'S FIND OUT! in today's episode, stassi is on the war path to getting kristen to admit what she's done, sandoval is asleep at the wheel, lisa is pissed, jax is scared but TRUST... that truth will prevail! all of this and more in today's pumpcast!🛒 SHOP MERCH: ht
"competing" with their ex and being the one who cares more – ep. 161
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JAX WENT TO JAIL AND NO ONE CARED | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 12
that man was missing for 4 days and literally no one gave a single solitary fuck hahahahahahahahahahahahaha in today's episode, jax is missing, scheana is engaged, kristen and tom are doing insane things on twitter dot com, and the golden nugget enters vanderpump lexicon. these really are the best days of our lives!🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 EMO
you don’t need all the answers... your creativity requires curiosity – ep. 160
a conversation that really left me feeling more creative than when it started :) today, we're talking about being a creator vs. a consumer, feeling uncertain about yourself as an artist, having a lover girl lockdown, and giggling about spa etiquette!🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6
the cabo trip is over... and kristen and tom are too? | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 11
part two of the cabo trip which is truly among the greats when it comes to vanderpump cast trips! in today's episode, the tom and kristen tensions come to a head and jax is at the center of is as usual, lisa is delivered an ultimatum, jax recruits 10 random women to hang out with him, and stassi and katie are truly at their wits end with kristen's bitching about her stupid chungus boyfrien
self-abandonment for male approval at the summer house reunion – ep. 159
oh boy! i binged all of summer house in 47 days in order to be able to watch this reunion and engage with the drama so engage i will!! today, we're talking about loyalty in friendships, self-abandonment for male approval and all the other horrific things we witnessed at part one of the summer house reunion. then, we're getting into some gnarly audience submissions where i am delivering som
AND YOU DID IT AT MY BIRTHDAY DINNER! | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 10
WE'VE MADE IT TO CABO! In today's episode, our favorite employees of Sexy Unique Restaurant, Restaurant and Lounge head to Mexico for Stassi's 25th birthday. Schwartz is on his WORST behavior, Scheana is a guy's girl, Jax is stirring the pot per usual, and Stassi's birthday dinner goes to shit. ALL OF THIS AND MORE IN TODAY'S PUMPCAST!!!
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it's inter-skinny politics and that's none of my business – ep. 158
in today's episode, we're chatting about how the 160 pound viral tiktok devolved into a fight among skinny people that we're just observing from the fat sidelines, our INCREDIBLE venture to texas roadhouse, and my next big restaurant idea... get in lover girls, we're going pitching!
TIME STAMPS:
00:00 – we took a limo to texas roadhouse
08:35 – my pitch for a NEW and BETTER resta
we're good as gold and scheana shay IS the maestro | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 9
the housewives are having a VERY important dinner at SUR and they won't let us forget it!!! TOO BAD we're focused on much more IMPORTANT things this episode like the genesis of POETRY in scheana shay's SMASH hit, GOOD AS GOLD!!! kristen and tom are still fighting, jax is still lying, everything is the same except now we have good as gold to listen to in the background and that makes it
fat tax, pivoting, and crying in the cuck chair (ft. sebastian) – ep. 157
SEBASTIAN IS BACK ON THE POD! And today's episode is an absolute treat. As I was editing this one, I was just in awe of how truly generous Sebastian was with his reflections and musings. I just adore him and this is a real beautiful peak inside his brain and I LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT. We're talking about embracing a pivot, feeling your feelings, art inspiring art, and how it feels to be fa
ok which one of you wrote tom sandoval scat fan fiction? | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 8
ok FESS UP... written 3 weeks ago??? we will get to the bottom of this... just as stassi intends to get to the bottom of the jax/kristen cheating scandal that continues to rock SUR in today's episode while lisa is hiring a secret diner and gaslighting phd's are being handed out group wide. pumpers! it's time to discuss!
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i want you to be authentic... but only if you're authentic like me – ep. 156
meg is here! and we're chatting about what's been happening in our comments sections and meg the stallion, as god intended.
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a lap dance, some tequila, and the TRUTH | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 7
the way scheana's lap dance was the genesis of the jax/kristen hookup being brought to center stage... her power... it must be studied... in today's episode, jax goes back to therapy, scheana gives a lap dance, katie gets way too drunk, tom tries to save his dying relationship, and stassi has her foot on jax's next as per usual. lock in, pumpers! this is a history lesson!
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when did dating become so transactional? – ep. 155
in today's episode, we're talking transactional dating, the inner peace that comes from reckoning with your body image, and fear around grief! love u sm! thanks for being here!
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*rips shirt off* dude i'm so straight, i didn't even know you could be gay | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 6
it's pride! jax only learned about gay people recently! scheana is back in the stu making herstory! kristen read tom's texts with ariana and she intends to get to the bottom of it! stassi is bullying jax! it's vanderpump in its prime! these really are the best days of our lives people!!!
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you can't be in your 30s and negging women on dating apps oh my god – ep. 154
coming at you live from the hot tub! today, we're chatting about negging on dating apps, new AI implementations on tiktok, before diving into some audience submissions about navigating sexual trauma. kind of a heavy episode so check in with yourself before you listen, love ya!
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doing burlesque for your boss while he eats a boob cake? call HR now | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 5
it's guillermo's birthday! so we're doing what every good SUR employee does... learning a sexy burlesque dance to show him while he eats cake shaped like boobs! in today's episode, the sexy unique servers are navigating a cancer scare, being not like other girls, and serving sex on the job... come on, how could you ever long for more?!
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get bitchier or die trying – ep. 153
i love bitches! and bitches love me right back! in today's episode, we're asking hard hitting questions such as (but not limited to): when can we get a bitch on a season of jury duty? why are reality tv haters always so condescending? what are we defining as casual sex these days? and why haven't men considered changing their last names when they get married and is the answer perhaps t
just f*ck and forget about it! it's the tom sandoval way! | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 4
someone help! jax escaped the elderly home and is out gossiping again! in today's episode, ariana officially gets hired at SUR, tom and kristen had sex and insist everyone just shut up and forget what happened, jax is starting a sweater line (???), and new cheating rumors threaten the restaurant utopia that lisa vanderpump has created... WILL SUR SURVIVE THIS???
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stop ditching your friends for mediocre men – ep. 152
the bailing epidemic has hit lover girls hq! in today's episode, we're talking about culotte spring, ditching your besties for mediocre men (boo!), fetishization in dating, and finding your purpose and belonging in this crazy world!!
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ask me anything: my chungus chopped unc went in for a kiss | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 3
it's incredible the access we have to the english language... in today's episode, we're going to lake arrowhead! stassi's family is here! tears are shed! a star is born! and scheana has no feet, teeth, OR EYES! how can we ever predict what's coming next?
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can you ever really be friends with your ex? – ep. 151
a big audience submission ep! and today we're getting to the bottom of the age old questions: can you ever really be friends with your ex? what counts as emotional cheating? is it ok to slow fade a new friendship that just isn't it? is it weird that i felt weird seeing my ex get married even though i've moved on? you have questions, i have opinions! let's get into it!
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tattoo your ex girlfriends name, let your bully win, and get bubbafied NOW | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 2
the bubbafication of tom schwartz will be studied for millenniums... in today's episode, jax is getting stassi's name tattooed, scheana is injured again, her beef with stassi hits a breaking point, tom is still making an ikea table, and road rage is abundant!
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skinny psychosis and a worldwide ozempic prescription – ep. 150
what an insane week to be on the internet! we're talking red carpet influencers, taylor frankie paul and the bachelorette, and the skinny psychosis overtaking the entire world... strap in lover girls, we're ranting!
TIME STAMPS:
00:00 – oscars red carpet influencer drama
21:00 – taylor frankie paul and the bachelorette fall out
28:47 – skinny psychosis and a worldwide ozempic prescriptio
a threat from jax taylor to start our day | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 1
we're back for season two! with another cast endorsement laced with thinly veiled threats... we see right through it, jax. today, we're talking about scheana and her tooth, tom getting caught cheating already, kristen on thin ice at SUR, and a birthday party gone wrong (as usual).
TIME STAMPS:
00:00 – your votes are in for season one!
06:57 – we needed podcast advice...
08:02 – ...so
influencers absolutely SHOULD speak on politics (ft. meg) – ep. 149
you can do it! you're so smart! in today's episode, we're talking about that viral podcast clip about why "influencers shouldn't speak on politics", the anti-literacy argument that set me off last week, and the ethics of jealousy! and meg's here! let's get into it!
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00:00 – this is gonna ruin the tour
04:05 – my birthday! we had a wig night out!
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a summer of cheating and peteritas (ft. tina and jessie) | pumpcast szn 1 reunion!
the summer's over... but it's still hot at SUR! today, we're joined by tina vlamis and jessie maye christopher to discuss the reunion drama and recap the highs and lows of season one of vanderpump rules. we did it! our first season! binge away!
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jax taylor only tells the truth if it means he can have more attention | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 8
it's the season one finale! and jax is finally telling the TRUTH... in today's episode we're talking about the iconic season one SUR photoshoot, laura-leigh's breakout role in we're the millers, and finally getting to the bottom to the cheating scandal that rocked the cheating restaurant.
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00:00 – le
your horny movie did not have to be wuthering heights – ep. 148
i've read your messages... i went and saw wuthering heights... and unsurprisingly, i have a lot of thoughts! and my criticism spares no one lol lovers and haters of this movie alike, i have some words for you! we're also chatting about divaphobes, mormon soaking as foreplay, and walking the line between indulging in beauty and accepting yourself as you are.
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00:00 – so many div
you think ur ex sucks? he broke up with her at an AA meeting | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 7
in today's episode, we're watching the wheels slowly start to fall off and by that i mean, jax is breaking up with laura leigh at her AA meeting, stassi's on the verge of being fired from jobs she's barely even doing, and sandoval isn't vabbing but god, he wishes that he could. i mean surely, this qualifies jax taylor to be in the worst man hall of fame? (he has hundreds of sub
stop telling us about your loser husband – ep. 147
relationship ragebait! being abducted by mormons! the perils of being an emotionally available dater! in today's episode, we're hitting so many hot topics and i'm DYING to hear your thoughts...
CREATORS AGAINST ICE FUNDRAISER: https://tiltify.com/@creators-for-peace/creators-against-ice
TIME STAMPS:
00:00 – i'm back from vacation!
03:40 – "do any of you even like each oth
fired for an atomic wedgie... hired for riding your coworker in the bathroom | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 6
THEY DID WHAT??? WHERE??? Lisa girl, surely there will be consequences... correct? Who knows!! In today's episode, we're talking peterpalooza, giving a customer an atomic wedgie, having sex at work with the bathroom door unlocked, and bringing your unemployed situationship of 2 weeks to meet your parents because everything makes so much sense in this show. I love it here!!!
CREATORS AGAI
having two crushes at once and casting my dream traitors season – ep. 146
soooooo you have two crushes at once? there are worst problems to have! in today's episode, i'm putting on my casting director hat and indulging you in all of my top picks for the next season of traitors before diving into some audience submissions and getting into an emotional post show over on patreon! lock in lover girls!CREATORS AGAINST ICE FUNDRAISER: https://tiltify.com/@creators-for
the infamous sur staff meeting | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 5
truly one of the most iconic moments to happen within the sur walls methinks... jax has a NEW GIRL and there is IMMEDIATE beef as stassi has a mean girl arc for the history books and scheana finally steps into the spotlight! TIME STAMPS:00:00 – what's the worst performance you've ever done? 07:53 – lisa scolds jax post-vegas 15:47 – stassi and her mom goss about vegas 19:00 – scheana is pe
apathy isn't sexy! stop playing the who cares less olympics! (ft. meg) – ep. 145
Try CHEEX for free for 7 days using my code MADDIE! Click here: https://bit.ly/MADDIE-CHEEX-TRIAL or head to getcheex.com now. The code applies when you select the CHEEX Plus plan as a new user, and you can cancel anytime during the 7 days! it's the top of the month and meg's here! today, we're yelling about the state of apathy in dating and my beef with the word casual being used in c
take ur shirt off, we’re fighting in the parking lot | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 4
we're feeling extra giggly today as we travel on over to LAS VEGAS to celebrate the birth of miss stassi schroeder and discuss all of the drama that ensues! jax will invite himself everywhere he shouldn't be! friendships will be broken! shirts WILL be taken off! and we WILL MISS SCHEANA THE WHOLE TIME. lock in!! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – watching the new vanderpump rules series and rhoslc 06:57
you are not a hero, you are brainwashed – ep. 144
in today's episode, we're chatting about what's happening in minnesota and how important it is to clock in, call your senators, and abolish ice. we've got some funny business up top, a joke i didn't find funny in the middle, and then we're getting into it. take care of yourselves, love you!!CALL YOUR SENATORS! https://www.5calls.org TIME STAMPS:00:00 – fmk: beating a dead h
jax got a girl pregnant and we’re freaking out | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 3
JAX TAYLOR, ANSWER FOR YOUR CRIMES!!! today, we're talking about season one, episode 3 of vanderpump rules where things are heating up between stassi and frank, kristen loses her mind on a photoshoot with tom's ex hookup, jax is gonna be a FATHER, and somehow all of stassi's friends are still! rooting! for! him! WE HAVE WORDS... get ready to pump it babyyyyy!!! TIME STAMPS:00:00 – bri
rent a kissing booth and destroy your friend group (ft. robbie) – ep. 143
robbie's back at the sleepover! and today, we're talking about a kissing booth party that destroys friendships, robbie's initial thoughts on heated rivalry, implementing a no chat gpt household rule, and more importantly BRINGING BACK THIRST TRAPS (included for video listeners). p.s. go listen to loud about nothing!! robbie's links: ✨ podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/587AvKFj
applying sunblock is cheating | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 2
we're here and we're discussing season one episode two of vanderpump rules! the sur pride float is READY and it's time to be SEXY in the SUN, except don't even THINK about asking anyone to help you apply sunscreen because that is CHEATING. stassi and jax are on the rocks, tom sandoval hates the mail, kristen isn't involved but she'll find a way to be, and ken todd is a worm
corporate greed is ruining movies – ep. 142
today, i'm angry! because things are getting really bad and too many people are too indifferent about it for my liking!! so today, we're chatting about the golden globes, corporate greed and it's impact on the movie watching experience, a small palette cleanser to talk about nipple piercings and dating, before hopping into yet another AI rage fueled rant. lock in lover girls!!! we'
i am the devil… and don’t you forget it | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 1
welcome to the PUMPCAST! your new favorite vanderpump rules rewatch podcast where week by week, we’re going through and talking about the best reality show to ever exist, episode by episode. today, we’re chatting about season one, episode one where we’re introduced to our sur-vers before diving into affair allegations, sleeping with the devil (aka your bitch girlfriend), the genesis of freak bitch
making out, media literacy, and marty mauser – ep. 141
we're back and better than ever, lover girls! welcome to the new set of our show! today, we're talking about my ins and outs for 2026 before jumping into some marty supreme discourse and how truly wild some of the takes floating around on tiktok are.🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 spill your guts here: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6✨ lover g
i have a PhD in yearning – ep. 140
last episode of the year and we're talking about the gay hockey tv show, gifting getting out of control, a critique on people's lack of care when talking about weight changes, luck in love and AI in indie filmmaking... really an episode tackling many of my favorite topics on this show to round out the year lol. love u so much and see u in 2026!!🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://ww
the bean soupification of the internet – ep. 139
bean soup theory! what about me-ism! parasocial behavior at its finest! this week, i'm tired of tip toeing and i'm yelling about it! because the kind of content people thiiiink they want? would actually fucking suck! down with qualifiers and caveats! down with assuming the worst of people we don't actually know! we have brains and we can use them!🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! http
you've gotta flirt HARD (ft. meg) – ep. 138
ALERT!! we have an UPDATE because meg and i caught someone we know HATING LIVE IN THE ACTION and we NEEEEEEEEED TO TALK ABOUT IT!! we're also talking about what those mormon ladies are up to (piss play), flirting hard, and the prison of the instagram respost button. lock in lover girls!! last meg episode of 2025!!🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 spill
ragebaiters anonymous – ep. 137
i'm passionate about ragebaiting chatgpt bros... this is my truth and i wear it loud and proud! today, we're talking about the response to last weeks episode, my hot take on secret lives of mormon wives, an AI art scandal out in bozeman, montana and having to watch your ex move on while you're still processing the breakup. get in those slumber bags lover girls!🪩 join the lover girls on
is having a boyfriend embarrassing? – ep. 136
a shorter episode today but she PACKS A PUNCH! today, we're talking about having a hot mayor, learning my limits, and most importantly, the vogue article that everyone can't stop talking about titled IS HAVING A BOYFRIEND EMBARRASSING??? i have answers and i plan to get to the bottom of this once and for all!ARTICLES:✨ Is having a boyfriend embarrassing now? By Chanté Joseph: https://www.v
