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The Cooligans

The Cooligans

Alexis Guerreros & Christian Polanco 995 episodes Nov 9, 2026

The Cooligans is a comedy and soccer podcast hosted by New York City stand-up comics Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco. Instead of stats and formations, they focus on humorous takes on soccer's wildest moments. New episodes arrive twice a week, covering reactions to weekend football action. The show bills itself as making the beautiful game a little uglier through comedy.

Episodes

MLS awards picks + NYCFC needs a new head coach + Gotham FC has a stadium problem
MLS awards picks + NYCFC needs a new head coach + Gotham FC has a stadium problem Nov 9, 2026 01:15:25 On today’s episode, we talk about the MLS awards voting ending on Monday, who our picks are to take home the hardware, and preview the MLS playoff Wild Card games.Then we take a look at the NYCFC head coach situation after the team parted ways with Pascal Jansen and who could possibly replace him.To close out the show, we dive into Gotham FC’s semifinal conundrum after the team might be forced to
Manchester United Survive + Como Crush Lens + USMNT Roster Drop + NWSL Playoff Preview
Manchester United Survive + Como Crush Lens + USMNT Roster Drop + NWSL Playoff Preview Nov 5, 2026 01:25:06 On Today's episode, we dive into the Champions League action from Manchester United's comeback to Como's dominance.From there we break down the latest USMNT roster and maybe start to see a piece of Poch's masterplan!To round out the show Gotham have won the shield ... but can they win the cup?All this and more on The Cooligans. 00:00 Show Rundown11:05 UCL Reactions46:25 USMNT November Camp01:
Nashville On The Brink Of History + Yan Diomande Forces Mourinho's Hand
Nashville On The Brink Of History + Yan Diomande Forces Mourinho's Hand Nov 2, 2026 01:15:40 On Today's show, we dive into Nashville SC's historic season as they are on the verge of setting an all time MLS points record.From there we break down the rest of the MLS Playoff picture including a playoff season without a New York team in the mix.To round out the show we analyze the rise of Yan Diomande at Real Madrid and pose the question... How will this affect Vini Jr?All this and more on to
Harry Kane Wins Ballon D'or + Arsenal SHOCKED + NWSL Rule Changes
Harry Kane Wins Ballon D'or + Arsenal SHOCKED + NWSL Rule Changes Oct 28, 2026 01:10:51 On this episode we dive into Harry Kane's Ballon D'or win and pose the question... Could this have happened if he were still in the Premier League?From there we break down Arsenal's shocking loss to Fleetwood as well as the interaction between Max Dowman and Arteta.To round out the show, there have been several rule changes in the NWSL but do they go far enough?All this and more on The Cooligans00
Who's In for USMNT Nov. Camp + Dax McCarty Joins + 3 Year Old Gets Cops Called
Who's In for USMNT Nov. Camp + Dax McCarty Joins + 3 Year Old Gets Cops Called Oct 26, 2026 01:16:25 Today on the Cooligans... Who got left off of the USMNT October roster who deserves to be called in for November Camp?From there Dax McCarty joins the show to talk all things MLS.To round out the program there was a 3 year old playing so well the parents from the other team called the police. All this and more on today's episode of The Cooligans00:00 Show Rundown09:13 USMNT November Camp37:40
United Get Embarrassed, PSG Are Flying, Cavan Sullivan to City
United Get Embarrassed, PSG Are Flying, Cavan Sullivan to City Oct 22, 2026 59:33 Today on The Cooligans we break down Manchester United's thumping at the hands of Como and pose the question... Would a manager change really solve anything?From there we marvel at PSG's 4-2 victory over Barcelona despite a handful of key injuries to the Parisian side.To round out the show debate whether or not Cavan Sullivan's move to Manchester City is a good idea despite the current drama surro
Landon Donovan vs. Eddie Johnson, Mia Hamm Joins the Show, MLS Commissioner Comments On TV Deal
Landon Donovan vs. Eddie Johnson, Mia Hamm Joins the Show, MLS Commissioner Comments On TV Deal Oct 19, 2026 01:36:36 On this episode of The Cooligans, Alexis and Christian react to Eddie Johnson and Landon Donovan's war of words.From there Mia Hamm joins the show to talk all things US Soccer.The guys react to new MLS Commissioner Larry Berg's comments on the state of MLS' TV deal.To round out the show we have a preview of this week's UCL action.All this and more on today's episode of The Cooligans. 00:00 Sh
City Crushed In UCL, Rodman Disappoints, NWSL Pro/Rel
City Crushed In UCL, Rodman Disappoints, NWSL Pro/Rel Oct 15, 2026 50:47 On this episode of The Cooligans, Christian and Alexis take a deep dive into Manchester City's massive loss to PSG in the Champions League.From there we dive into the disappointing camp from the USWNT, and pose the question... Does Emma Hayes know her best XI?To round out the show we break down the Crest Cup and ponder what it could mean for the NWSL.All this and more on today's episode of The Coo
Author Ryan Conner Joins: 12 Guys Walk Into A Kitchen
Author Ryan Conner Joins: 12 Guys Walk Into A Kitchen Oct 12, 2026 41:14 Comedian Ryan Conner grew up with 11 brothers in the wildest soccer family we've ever had on The Cooligans. From Ajax philosophy to brazil national team losing Joga Bonito to El Trafico chaos, plus the heartbreaking story of his brother TJ - the prodigy who lost it all - this is soccer comedy meets football verdicts. Ryan's memoir 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen is out November 24. We get into adopti
Sheamus Tells All: From IT Nerd to WWE Champion
Sheamus Tells All: From IT Nerd to WWE Champion Oct 7, 2026 01:32:42 Stephen Farrelly (FKA Sheamus) is football's realest wrestler. The Cooligans bring the former WWE Champion in for a ruthless, chaotic interview on Liverpool, Borussia Dortmund, Irish culture, and life after wrestling.From working IT to becoming The Celtic Warrior, Farrelly breaks down embracing his red hair and Irish identity, his banger-after-banger philosophy of giving 100% every night, why Mari
Kochen Is The Key, Citizens Could Suffer, CR7's Prolonged Goodbye
Kochen Is The Key, Citizens Could Suffer, CR7's Prolonged Goodbye Oct 5, 2026 01:17:15 On this episode of The Cooligans, Christian and Alexis break down why Diego Kochen is the key to the USMNT future.From there we dive into the conundrum facing the Premier league with investment into the city of Manchester being threatened by a punishment for Manchester City's financial crimes.To round out the show we commiserate about what is now becoming a contentious prolonged goodbye for CR7.Al
USMNT Beat Chile 4-2 We React, Man City are in Big Trouble
USMNT Beat Chile 4-2 We React, Man City are in Big Trouble Sep 30, 2026 01:13:01 On this episode of The Cooligans, Christian and Alexis break down the USMNT win over Chile and pose the question... Who should be a full time starter?From there we break down the SCATHING statement from the Premier League on Manchester City's guilty verdict.All this and more on The Cooligans.00:00 Show Rundown10:40 USMNT Youngsters shine again36:50 The Premier League releases a harsh statement50:3

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