The Cooligans
The Cooligans is a comedy and soccer podcast hosted by New York City stand-up comics Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco. Instead of stats and formations, they focus on humorous takes on soccer's wildest moments. New episodes arrive twice a week, covering reactions to weekend football action. The show bills itself as making the beautiful game a little uglier through comedy.
Episodes
Author Ryan Conner Joins: 12 Guys Walk Into A Kitchen
Comedian Ryan Conner grew up with 11 brothers in the wildest soccer family we've ever had on The Cooligans. From Ajax philosophy to brazil national team losing Joga Bonito to El Trafico chaos, plus the heartbreaking story of his brother TJ - the prodigy who lost it all - this is soccer comedy meets football verdicts.
Ryan's memoir 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen is out November 24. We get into adopti
Sheamus Tells All: From IT Nerd to WWE Champion
Stephen Farrelly (FKA Sheamus) is football's realest wrestler. The Cooligans bring the former WWE Champion in for a ruthless, chaotic interview on Liverpool, Borussia Dortmund, Irish culture, and life after wrestling.From working IT to becoming The Celtic Warrior, Farrelly breaks down embracing his red hair and Irish identity, his banger-after-banger philosophy of giving 100% every night, why Mari
Kochen Is The Key, Citizens Could Suffer, CR7's Prolonged Goodbye
On this episode of The Cooligans, Christian and Alexis break down why Diego Kochen is the key to the USMNT future.From there we dive into the conundrum facing the Premier league with investment into the city of Manchester being threatened by a punishment for Manchester City's financial crimes.To round out the show we commiserate about what is now becoming a contentious prolonged goodbye for CR7.Al
USMNT Beat Chile 4-2 We React, Man City are in Big Trouble
On this episode of The Cooligans, Christian and Alexis break down the USMNT win over Chile and pose the question... Who should be a full time starter?From there we break down the SCATHING statement from the Premier League on Manchester City's guilty verdict.All this and more on The Cooligans.00:00 Show Rundown10:40 USMNT Youngsters shine again36:50 The Premier League releases a harsh statement50:3
The USMNT Kids Are Alright, Man City GUILTY, Ireland vs. Israel Controversy
On this episode of The Cooligans, Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco break down the USMNT win over Peru where the kids look to be pretty good.From there we look at Manchester City being found Guilty on 114 out of 115 charges.To round out the show we dissect the controversy stemming from the Ireland vs. Israel match in the UEFA Nations League.All this and more on The Cooligans.00:00 Show Rundow
Pro/Rel In Liga MX, More Fallout From The Madrid Derby, Federico Higuaín OUT in Columbus
On this episode of the Cooligans Christian and Alexis dive into Pro/Rel possibly coming to Liga MX... Can it please come to America next?From there we look at all of the continuing fallout from a chaotic Madrid derby.To round out the show, we discuss Federico Higuaín's firing from Columbus Crew II after sexist comments made to a referee. All that and more on this episode of The Cooligans00:00
Chaos In Madrid, Cavan Does It Again, Messi vs. Garber
On this episode of The Cooligans, everything is going wrong at Real Madrid. Missed red cards, Mourinho is bringing screenshots to the press conference ... and Mbappe has a new shoe deal?From there we break down Cavan Sullivan breaking yet another record and pose the question, how has MLS development changed to the point where it was the best move for Sullivan to stay in Philly, rather than jumping
Poch Takes Shots at Pulisic, Messi Has A New Coach, Barbara Banda Gets A Bag
On this episode of the Cooligans, Christian and Alexis break down Poch's 'Vacation' quote and give their top 5 players who deserve their first USMNT call up.From there we dive into Leo Messi and his new coach at Inter Miami and pose the question... Should Messi be able to hand pick his own coach?To round out the show we check out the latest headlines from around the NWSL, including Barbra Banda ge
Cavan Sullivan May Be The Chosen One, Americans In Europe, VAR In England Is A Nightmare
On this episode of The Cooligans, Alexis and Christian break down Cavan Sullivan, who is starting to become a superstar right before our eyes.From there we take a trip around Europe to see how the Americans are fairing across the pond.To round out the show we look at the multiple VAR controversies over the weekend in the Premier League.00:00 Show Rundown01:42 Cavan Sullivan bags a brace vs. San Di
Arsenal Top Napoli, Can Harry Kane Win a Ballon D'or, Rápido Reactions
On this episode of the Cooligans, Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco break down Wednesday's UCL results and pose the question... Why don't attacking players want to sign for Arsenal?From there we dive into the Ballon D'or nominations which include Harry Kane and lack a plethora of NWSL playersTo round out the show, we hit all the Rápido Reactions from Antoine Griezmann dying in the heat, to ML
How Shirts Reveal Hidden Stories of Money, Power & Politics in Soccer with Joey D'Urso
Alexis & Christian are joined by journalist and author Joey D’Urso (“More Than a Shirt”) to reveal how global politics and big money collide on the front of your favorite football shirts. From the wild story behind Arsenal’s JVC era to clubs with sponsors tied to oil states, crypto, local businesses and everything in between, the conversation uncovers just how much history (and drama) is stitc
Balogun’s Failed Everton Move, MLS Teams Return to US Open Cup & Champions League Draw Reaction
Christian & Alexis dig into the chaos of the European transfer window and try to make sense of why Folarin Balogun’s move to Everton collapsed at the last minute. They also explore Premier League spending and how other European teams can attempt to compete financially.
Up next, the pair react to the news that MLS teams are back in the U.S. Open Cup and what that might indicate for the future o
Messi Announces International Retirement + US Soccer Steps In With Youth Development + Infantino vs UEFA
On this episode of The Cooligans Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down Leo Messi announcing he is retiring from international duty. Is it for real this time?
From there we dive into US Soccer taking a more active role in youth development. Is this a first step on the way to real change or just a gesture?
To round out the show we discect the latest in the ongoing battle between UEFA an
MLS All-Star Live: MLS Beats Liga MX Again, FIFA's Private Equity Drama & Atlanta United's Jersey Shock
Live from Bank of America Stadium in Charlotte, North Carolina, Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros broadcast immediately following the MLS All-Star Game. The hosts react to Major League Soccer securing back-to-back victories over the Liga MX All-Stars and discuss the electric fan atmosphere inside the venue. Between unexpected live broadcast interruptions from stadium staff and behind-the-scen
MLS Stars Arrive: Casemiro & Griezmann Debuts, Riley Tiernan Interview & USMNT Hopamine
Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros return to process the full-force return of Major League Soccer following the World Cup break. Christian kicks off the show with a hilarious and relatable personal story about taking his 3.5-year-old son to his first competitive soccer class 1v1s. The hosts then dive into the latest blockbusters across MLS, analyzing Casemiro’s 1-0 debut for Inter Miami as a p
How to Fix the USMNT for 2030, Tyler Adams Interview & Summer Transfer Window Chaos
Fresh off their 11-city Breakaway Tour, Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros return to the studio to process the post-World Cup soccer landscape. Christian kicks off the episode with an unbelievable travel horror story about a chaotic flight delay from Miami to Dallas involving an intoxicated passenger, an unruly accusation, and an emergency flight attendant swap. The hosts then dive into a blue
Spain Wins World Cup 1-0 vs Argentina: Defensive Masterclass, Rodri Golden Ball & Final Grades
Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros cap off their 11-city Breakaway Tour with an electric live reaction show immediately following Spain’s 1-0 World Cup Final victory over Argentina. The hosts dissect a defensive masterclass from La Roja, who neutralized Lionel Messi and held Argentina to zero shots on target across 120 minutes of play. The guys break down the game's turning point—Enzo Fernánde
World Cup Final Preview: Spain vs Argentina, Tournament Superlatives & NYC Czar Maya Handa
In the final daily live episode ahead of the historic World Cup final, Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down the highly anticipated match between Spain and Argentina. The guys discuss the latest news regarding White House officials meeting with FIFA President Gianni Infantino to address potential health dangers from Canadian wildfire smoke in the New York-New Jersey area. They analyze
Argentina Beats England 2-1: Tuchel’s Tactical Collapse, Messi's Brilliance & Spain Final Preview
Live from Atlanta, Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros deliver an immediate, high-energy live reaction show following Argentina's thrilling 2-1 comeback victory over England in the World Cup semifinal. The hosts launch directly into a scathing critique of England manager Thomas Tuchel, placing 100% of the blame squarely at his feet for executing an incredibly cowardly low-block game plan after
Spain Shuts Down France 2-0: Deschamps Era Ends, Ian Wright & England vs Argentina Semis Preview
In this electric live reaction episode of The Cooligans, Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros broadcast straight from Dallas, Texas, to break down Spain’s masterclass 2-0 victory over France in the World Cup semifinals. The guys dissect an astonishingly clinical Spanish performance that completely neutralized the French powerhouse, restricting them to zero shots on target in the first half and a
World Cup QF Drama: Argentina Beats Swiss, England Overcomes Norway Cable Controversy & Semis Preview
In this electric, late-night episode of The Cooligans After Dark, Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros fire up the microphones live from Miami to unpack a chaotic day of World Cup quarterfinal action. The guys kick off with Argentina’s high-stakes 3-1 victory over Switzerland, a match far tighter than the final scoreline suggests. They dive headfirst into the massive refereeing controversy surro
Spain Knocks Out Belgium 2-1: Mikel Merino Closer Heroics, KDB Retires & Semis Spain vs France Preview
In this high-energy live reaction episode of The Cooligans, Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros broadcast live from a remarkably humid Miami to break down Spain's dramatic 2-1 victory over Belgium in the World Cup quarterfinals. The guys dissect an unpredictable game of two halves that saw a cagey opening explode into a chaotic, vibe-driven second period. They analyze Belgium's impressive defen
France Shuts Down Morocco 2-0: Mbappe Greatness, Messi Golden Boot Rivalry & Spain vs Belgium Preview
In this energetic live reaction episode of The Cooligans broadcasting straight from a venue in Boston, Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros deliver immediate analysis following France’s clinical 2-0 victory over Morocco in the World Cup quarterfinals. The guys break down a complete, poised, and deeply unified French squad that currently looks a notch above tournament heavyweights like England an
USMNT Crashes Out: Pulisic Leadership Drama, World Cup Takeaways & 2030 Lookahead
In this emotional and packed episode of Cooligans Daily Live, Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down the devastating aftermath of the USMNT's early exit from the World Cup following a crushing defeat against Belgium. The guys dive deep into the mixed post-match reactions from the squad, parsing Christian Pulisic’s controversial, nonchalant injury comments against Tim Ream’s raw, tearful
USMNT CRASHES OUT! USA 1-4 Belgium Immediate Live Reaction & Post-Mortem with Taylor Twellman
The USMNT's World Cup run comes to a crashing, embarrassing halt after a 4-1 dismantling by Belgium in the Round of 16. Hosts Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros try to process a complete tactical and fundamental capitulation on home soil. Despite winning the possession battle with 57%, the Americans looked paralyzed by fear and completely disconnected on the pitch. This allowed a heavily rotat
CR7 OUT! Spain Eliminates Portugal 1-0, World Cup Post-Match Reaction & USMNT vs Belgium Preview
The Iberian Derby did not disappoint as Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros bring you an immediate live reaction to Spain's dramatic 1-0 victory over Portugal in the World Cup Round of 16. La Roja's impenetrable defense locked down yet another opponent, extending their incredible clean-sheet streak and booking a spot in the quarterfinals. The hosts heavily criticize Portugal manager Roberto Mar
BALO IS BACK! USMNT vs Belgium Preview, World Cup Drama & Weekend Recap with Kevin Egan!
The USMNT finds itself at the center of unprecedented World Cup drama as Folarin Balogun's red card suspension from the Bosnia and Herzegovina match is overturned, making him fully available to face Belgium. Hosts Christian and Alexis dissect the shocking reports indicating that Donald Trump personally called FIFA President Gianni Infantino to intervene , prompting a highly critical social media r
Life Without Balogun, USMNT vs Belgium Preview, Klopp's Germany Move + WC Knockout Drama
Welcome back to Cooligans Daily Live! With America’s 250th birthday right around the corner, Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros are back in the studio to dissect the biggest storylines of the 2026 World Cup. The major talking point is the USMNT's upcoming massive Round of 16 clash against Belgium. The guys dive deep into how Mauricio Pochettino should handle the devastating absence of Folarin
USMNT vs Belgium Preview with Brian Dunseth + Harry Kane Saves England & Exclusive ROC Nation Interview
The USMNT is headed to the Round of 16, and Brian Dunseth joins Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros to break down everything from the Americans' 2-0 win over Bosnia. What did Mauricio Pochettino get right? How should the U.S. prepare for Belgium after the Red Devils' dramatic comeback against Senegal? We also discuss whether the Americans have what it takes to make an even deeper run at the Wor
USMNT Beats Bosnia to Reach World Cup Round of 16! Taylor Twellman Reacts & Belgium Awaits
The USMNT keeps its World Cup dream alive! Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to the Americans' 2-0 victory over Bosnia & Herzegovina to book a place in the Round of 16, where Belgium awaits. Joined by Taylor Twellman, the guys break down Malik Tillman's brilliant technical display and spectacular free-kick goal, explain why Tyler Adams remains the heartbeat of this team, and debate whet
USMNT vs Bosnia Preview, Haaland Makes History & Can France's Attack Be Stopped at the World Cup?
The USMNT's biggest match of the tournament is here. Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down the Round of 32 showdown against Bosnia & Herzegovina, discussing the tactical keys to victory, how Bosnia is likely to approach the match, and what Mauricio Pochettino's side must do to reach the quarterfinals. The guys also make their final predictions before saying goodbye to Washington Post s
USMNT vs Bosnia Preview + Germany's World Cup Disaster & Is Brazil Ready to Make a Championship Run?
The knockout stage is here, and it's time for the biggest test yet. Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros preview the USMNT's Round of 32 clash against Bosnia & Herzegovina, reveal their expected starting XIs, and debate which American player is under the most pressure. Will Christian Pulisic finally deliver his signature World Cup moment? Can Matt Freese prove he belongs? Plus, the guys make the
Canada Makes World Cup History While the USMNT Faces Knockout Pressure + FOX's $50K World Cup Fans
Canada has officially made history. Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Canada's first-ever World Cup knockout victory, debate whether Jesse Marsch has already exceeded expectations, and ask if this magical run can continue against the winner of Netherlands vs. Morocco. They also grade Marsch's tournament so far and discuss what this moment means for Canadian soccer moving forward.
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Portugal Held Scoreless, Ronaldo Under Fire, Colombia Win Group & Round of 32 Preview
Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Colombia's hard-fought 0-0 draw with Portugal, a result that secures first place in the group for Los Cafeteros while leaving Portugal searching for answers ahead of the knockout rounds. The guys break down the biggest moments from the match and discuss why Colombia continues to look like one of the tournament's most balanced teams heading into the R
France Crush Norway, Dembélé Shines & Is Mbappé Frustrated Despite Winning Group I?
Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react live to France's emphatic 4-1 win over Norway to clinch the top spot in Group I. Even without facing Norway at full strength, Les Bleus looked every bit like one of the tournament favorites as they controlled the match from start to finish. The guys break down France's dominant display and discuss what it means heading into the knockout rounds.
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Mbappé vs Haaland, Ecuador Stuns Germany & Pochettino's USMNT Contract Bombshell
Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros preview one of the marquee matches of the World Cup group stage as France and Norway battle for the top spot in the group. Can Erling Haaland and Norway pull off a statement win against one of the tournament favorites, or will Kylian Mbappé once again steal the spotlight? The guys break down the key matchups, debate which superstar will have the bigger impact
USMNT Fall to Türkiye, Time to Panic? Gianluca Busio Joins & Bosnia Knockout Preview
Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to the USMNT's 3-2 defeat to Türkiye in their final World Cup group-stage match. With knockout-round qualification already secured, the guys debate whether fans should be concerned by the loss or simply chalk it up to squad rotation and experimentation. They break down the biggest moments from the match and explain why Sebastian Berhalter earned their P
Vini Jr Ignites Brazil, USMNT's Knockout Path Clears & Canada Lands Favorable Draw
Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Brazil's impressive 3-0 victory over Scotland and another standout performance from Vinícius Jr., who became the first Brazilian since 2002 to score in every group-stage match of a World Cup. The guys discuss whether Carlo Ancelotti has Brazil heating up at exactly the right time and what Neymar's return could mean for the Seleção heading into the kn
6 Spicy World Cup Predictions, Ronaldo's Record Brace & USMNT's Turkiye Test Ahead of Knockouts
Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros kick off the show with six spicy World Cup predictions that could either make them look like geniuses or get them roasted by fans. Alexis predicts that Canada will fail to beat Switzerland, Kylian Mbappé will break the World Cup scoring record and England will advance despite failing to hit top gear. Christian counters with bold calls of his own, including Ca
Messi's Historic Record, Mbappé's Hunt, Bruce Arena talks USMNT & Haaland's Rise
Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to another historic milestone for Lionel Messi as he becomes the all-time leading scorer in World Cup history. The guys debate whether Messi still needs another World Cup title to put the GOAT debate to bed once and for all, and whether Kylian Mbappé—already with 16 World Cup goals at age 27—has a realistic chance of chasing down Messi's record before t
Pochettino Changed American Soccer Forever, Portugal Under Pressure & England's Attack
Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros kick off the show with six spicy World Cup takes, headlined by the belief that Mauricio Pochettino has permanently changed soccer in America. The guys discuss how the USMNT's success and Pochettino's mentality have altered expectations around the national team and share several other bold predictions and overreactions from an unforgettable tournament so far.
Why Not US? Can Pochettino's USMNT Win It All, Curaçao's Miracle & Dutch Dominance
Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Mauricio Pochettino's challenge to American fans: "Why not us?" With the USMNT already through to the knockout rounds, the guys debate whether the United States can actually win the World Cup and break down what would need to happen for Pochettino's side to make a truly historic run. Has the mentality around American soccer changed forever, or are ex
USMNT Clinch Knockout Spot, Taylor Twellman Says Quarterfinals or Bust & Turkiye Awaits
Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react live to the USMNT's 2-0 victory over Australia that officially sends the Americans to the knockout rounds of the 2026 FIFA World Cup. CBS Sports analyst Taylor Twellman joins the show to break down the performance and explain why expectations have now changed for Mauricio Pochettino's side. Taylor shares why he believes it's "quarterfinals or bust" for
USMNT vs Australia with Jimmy Conrad, Canada's Big Win & World Cup Weekend Preview
Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros are joined by former USMNT defender Jimmy Conrad to preview the United States' crucial World Cup clash with Australia. The crew breaks down the keys to the match, debates whether Christian Pulisic should risk playing with his calf injury and discusses who could step in if the captain is unavailable. They also analyze what tactical approach Australia is likely
USMNT vs Australia Preview, Mark Howard Reacts to England & Canada Faces Must-Win vs Qatar
Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros preview the United States' crucial World Cup showdown with Australia and reveal their ideal starting XI for Mauricio Pochettino's side. The guys discuss which USMNT players need to raise their level, highlight the Australian stars capable of causing problems, and give their predictions for one of the biggest matches of the group stage as the Americans look to
Messi's Hat Trick, Pulisic Injury Drama, World Cup Bets & Mexico-South Korea Preview
Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Lionel Messi's historic hat trick in Argentina's 3-0 victory and discuss what it means for his final World Cup. With Messi now tied for the most World Cup goals ever, the guys debate who had the best opening performance of the tournament: Messi, Kylian Mbappé or Erling Haaland. They also discuss Christian Pulisic's calf injury and whether Mauricio Po
France Dominate Senegal, Mbappé Scores Twice & Are Les Bleus the Team to Beat at the World Cup?
Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react live to France's commanding 3-1 victory over AFCON giants Senegal at the 2026 FIFA World Cup. Kylian Mbappé stole the headlines with a brilliant brace, but the guys break down the six biggest takeaways from an entertaining clash between two of the tournament's most talented teams. What did France prove? And what positives can Senegal take despite the de
Spain Stunned by Cape Verde, Messi's GOAT Case, Ronaldo Debate & England World Cup Preview
Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to one of the biggest shocks of the World Cup so far as Cape Verde earn a stunning draw against Spain. Are Spain already in trouble, or is this just an early bump in the road? The guys also discuss whether Cape Verde can ride the momentum all the way to the knockout rounds before turning their attention to Lionel Messi. With what is likely his final Wor
Biggest World Cup Takeaways, Tunisia Sack Their Coach & Can Haaland Lead Norway to Glory?
Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down their biggest takeaways from an action-packed World Cup weekend, presented by Smirnoff Ice. Alexis explains why Mauricio Pochettino proved friendlies are meant for experimentation, why Scotland deserves to be taken seriously beyond their traveling support, and why Gio Reyna may have played his way into a major club transfer after the tournament. Ch
Australia look dangerous, Brazil's World Cup Problems Grow & Japan Prove They Belong Among Elite
Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros kick off the show by reacting to Australia's shocking victory over Türkiye. With the Socceroos continuing to exceed expectations on the world's biggest stage, the guys debate whether Australia could be a serious threat to the USMNT and whether they're becoming one of the tournament's most dangerous dark horses.
Next, The Cooligans turn their attention to Braz
USMNT's Historic 4-1 Win Over Paraguay, Balogun's Brace, Gio Wondergoal & What's Next
Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react live to the USMNT's stunning 4-1 victory over Paraguay in their opening match of the 2026 FIFA World Cup. The boys break down one of the most complete performances in modern U.S. Soccer history, discussing how Mauricio Pochettino's side overwhelmed a talented South American opponent with confidence, intensity and attacking quality. They also name Folari
10 World Cup Stars to Watch, Trinity Rodman Joins & Matchday 1 Preview for the 2026 World Cup
Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros kick off The Cooligans by breaking down the 10 players every fan should be watching at the 2026 FIFA World Cup. From global superstars ready to dominate the tournament to breakout talents who could become household names overnight, the guys identify the players most likely to define the biggest sporting event on the planet.
Then, USWNT star Trinity Rodman joi
World Cup Predictions, Sofía Vergara, Eloy Room's Messi Story & USMNT History with Leander Schaerlaeckens
Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros kick off the show by making their biggest predictions for the 2026 FIFA World Cup. From who will lift the trophy to who will win the Golden Boot and which nation could fall short of expectations, The Cooligans put their reputations on the line with their boldest World Cup takes. Then, Colombian actress and global superstar Sofía Vergara joins the show to talk
World Cup Power Rankings, Alex Morgan's Advice for Pulisic & USMNT Stars on Home World Cup Pressure
Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros unveil their official World Cup Power Rankings! Which nations make the top 15 heading into the tournament? Is the USMNT among the world's elite, or do they still have work to do? The guys debate the biggest contenders, surprise inclusions, notable omissions, and ultimately settle on their consensus favorite to lift the trophy.
Then, USWNT icon and World Cup c
USMNT Beat Senegal 3-2! Pulisic Is Back, MLS Call-Up Debate & Germany Warm-Up Preview
The Cooligans are LIVE with immediate reaction to the United States men's national soccer team’s thrilling 3–2 victory over the Senegal national football team in a high-stakes World Cup warm-up! Did the performance answer important questions, or raise even more concerns? We break down the biggest moments from the match, what stood out tactically, and whether the team showed enough to build momentu
PSG Go Back-to-Back! Arsenal Too Defensive? Kvaratskhelia Shines & Is Luis Enrique the Best?
The Cooligans are LIVE with immediate reaction to Paris Saint-Germain F.C. securing back-to-back UEFA Champions League Final triumphs! We break down the biggest moments from the match, ask whether Arsenal F.C. set up too defensively for a game of this magnitude, and react to the loudest takes, memes, and hottest opinions flooding the internet after the final whistle.
We also hand out Player of t
USMNT World Cup Roster Reveal LIVE! Jedi Robinson, Kyle Martino & Our Bold Starting XI Picks
The Cooligans are LIVE from the roster reveal for the United States men's national soccer team ahead of the FIFA World Cup! We kick things off with instant reactions to the vibe, tension, excitement, and atmosphere surrounding one of the biggest moments in American soccer. What does this roster tell us about expectations for a World Cup on home soil, and what are fans already feeling about this sq
Leaked USMNT World Cup Roster SHOCKS, Chicharito on Mexico’s Problems & Pep’s Emotional Premier League Goodbye
The leaked USMNT World Cup roster is here and The Cooligans are diving into every shocking inclusion and painful omission. Did Mauricio Pochettino get it right leaving Diego Luna and Tanner Tessmann off the list? Should Gio Reyna and Alejandro Zendejas have made the squad? Christian and Alexis debate the biggest roster controversies and what these decisions say about the future of the U.S. Men’s N
Arsenal Finally Win The Premier League, Stu Holden Joins & USMNT World Cup Dark Horse Debate
Arsenal are finally Premier League champions! After more than two decades of heartbreak, near-misses, memes, and endless “bottlers” jokes, Mikel Arteta’s side has officially brought the title back to North London. Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros discuss whether this championship changes Arsenal’s reputation forever and if this young squad could become the next true Premier League dynasty. P
Xabi Alonso Chooses Chelsea, Antonee Robinson Joins & Is Jose Mourinho Returning to Real Madrid?
Xabi Alonso is heading to Chelsea and the football world is divided. Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros discuss whether Chelsea is truly the best destination for one of Europe’s most in-demand managers and why Liverpool may have passed on making a move for their former midfield legend. Can Alonso handle the pressure and dysfunction at Stamford Bridge, or is this the beginning of a new Chelsea
Is Messi Worth MLS’ Massive Salary? Christian Pulisic Joins & 5 USMNT Stars Must Step Up at the 2026 World Cup
MLS salary numbers are officially out and the results are wild. Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Lionel Messi making more money than 28 entire MLS teams and debate whether his arrival has truly been worth the investment for the league. The boys also discuss MLS potentially loosening salary cap restrictions and whether spending more freely would actually improve the quality and compe
Is Christian Pulisic Ready for the World Cup? + Landon Donovan & Barcelona Humiliate Real Madrid
Christian Pulisic missed the weekend with a reported glute injury, and with the World Cup right around the corner, USMNT fans officially have reason to sweat. Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros discuss whether this is just precautionary rest or a real concern for the American star’s form and fitness heading into the biggest tournament of his career. Is the pressure starting to mount for the US
Can Arsenal Survive PSG? Tim Ream on USMNT Pressure & Is Mbappe Tearing Real Madrid Apart?
Arsenal are headed to the Champions League Final, but are they completely underestimating PSG? The Cooligans break down why Luis Enrique may have built the perfect tactical trap for Mikel Arteta’s side and whether Arsenal are truly ready for the biggest match in club football. The boys preview every angle of the final, debate who has the edge mentally and tactically, and give their official predic
Whitecaps to Vegas?! Bombino on USMNT vs Italy & Inter Miami Blow 3-0 Lead at New Stadium
The future of the Vancouver Whitecaps is in serious doubt, and we’ve got the inside scoop. The Athletic’s Paul Tenorio joins the show to unpack the latest on the potential relocation to Las Vegas, who else is in the mix, and what fans and local officials are doing to try and save the club. How real is the threat—and what are the actual chances Vancouver keeps its team?
San Diego FC defender Luca B
Is the Handball Rule Broken? Tyler Adams Talks World Cup Pressure & Is Mourinho Right for Real Madrid?
The handball rule is back under the spotlight, and this time the boys are not holding back. Why does the UEFA Champions League continue to produce wildly inconsistent handball decisions? From baffling calls to moments where the law seems impossible to interpret, they break down why the current rule is frustrating everyone involved—and what changes could actually fix it.
Then, Tyler Adams joins the
Pep Slams World Cup Prices, Weston McKennie Speaks on USMNT Pressure & Champions League Picks
Football may be the world’s game, but is it still for the fans? The Cooligans dive into Pep Guardiola’s pointed comments on World Cup ticket prices and his belief that supporters are the heartbeat of the sport. We examine what has gone wrong with the business-first mentality surrounding the tournament and whether football is losing touch with the very people who made it global.
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Can Vancouver Save the Whitecaps? Clint Dempsey on World Cup Pricing & Chelsea’s Ownership Chaos
The future of the Vancouver Whitecaps is suddenly in question, and fans are not taking it quietly. With stadium complications threatening the club’s long-term place in the city, the Cooligans break down what’s really happening behind the scenes and whether Vancouver can realistically keep its team. This isn’t just about one club—it’s about what MLS values most when push comes to shove: markets, mo
Are Arsenal Bottling It Again? Arteta Under Fire + Tommy McNamara on NYCFC, Pirlo & Lampard Stories
Are Arsenal F.C. doing it again? Another late-season stumble has fans questioning whether this team is truly ready to win the Premier League—or if expectations have gotten ahead of reality. We dive into the growing scrutiny on Mikel Arteta and ask the big question: if Arsenal end the season without silverware, is it time to seriously reconsider the project? Plus, we react to Liverpool F.C.’s massi
Is Mbappé the Problem at Real Madrid? Sophia Wilson on Leaving Soccer at Home & Inter Miami Coaching Chaos
Is Kylian Mbappé the problem at Real Madrid? It’s a question that would’ve sounded ridiculous a year ago—but now, with no major trophies since his arrival and his former club continuing to dominate in Europe, it’s a conversation fans can’t avoid. We also dive into whether Harry Kane has emerged as the unexpected Ballon d’Or favorite and break down our picks for who will actually win the Champions
Is Inter Miami Failing Messi Already? MLS Surprises, CF Montréal Chaos & USMNT World Cup Fears
Inter Miami were supposed to be unstoppable—but early in the season, they look anything but. Is this just a slow start, or is there something fundamentally wrong with how this team was built around Lionel Messi? We dig into whether David Beckham and the club’s leadership miscalculated, why the supporting cast isn’t clicking, and what Inter Miami can realistically do to fix things before expectatio
Olise Chasing Messi’s Record, FIFA World Cup Ticket Chaos, & USMNT Rocked by Agyemang Injury
Michael Olise is on a ridiculous run, closing in on Lionel Messi’s single-season assist record and forcing a real conversation: is he the best winger in the world right now? We break down what’s actually driving his production, whether the Messi comparisons are fair or completely out of control, and what it says about how quickly fans crown “the next Messi.” Plus, PSG just ran through Liverpool, a
NYCFC CEO Brad Sims on Building a Stadium, Fixing MLS Rules & The League’s Future Growth
In this special episode, The Cooligans go one-on-one with NYCFC CEO Brad Sims for an in-depth conversation about what it really takes to run a club in Major League Soccer. We kick things off with the long and complicated journey to get a stadium built in New York City—why it took so long, what hurdles had to be cleared, and what it reveals about how sports, politics, and business collide in one of
Can USMNT Trust Pulisic? Answering USMNT Fan Questions & Italy Misses World Cup Again
Christian Pulisic is supposed to be the guy for the USMNT—but right now, it’s not looking great. We break down his dip in form for both club and country and ask the uncomfortable question: can the U.S. really trust him to deliver on the biggest stage? Is this just a rough patch, or are we seeing the limits of what he can be as the face of American soccer?
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USMNT Fall 2-0 to Portugal: Panic Time? Pulisic Concerns, Pochettino Graded & World Cup Outlook
Another tough result for the USMNT, this time a 2-0 loss to Portugal—and the questions are only getting louder. We break down exactly what went wrong, from tactical issues to individual performances, and ask the big question: is it time to panic? Bruno Fernandes ran the show for Portugal and earns our Player of the Game, while Christian Pulisic’s struggles are becoming harder to ignore. What does
USMNT Crushed 5-2 by Belgium! Marcelo Balboa Reacts, Mauricio Pochettino Questioned & Portugal Preview
That was rough. The USMNT got hit hard in a 5-2 loss to Belgium, and we went live immediately after the final whistle to make sense of it all. Is this the kind of loss that forces growth—or proof that this team just isn’t ready yet? We break down Mauricio Pochettino’s tactics, decisions, and whether he got it completely wrong on the night. Then, USMNT legend Marcelo Balboa joins us to offer real i
Arsenal Bottle It Again, Santi Gimenez Joins & Griezmann to MLS?! Plus That Wild MLS Handball Drama
Arsenal fans, we’ve been here before… and it’s not pretty. The Gunners have let another trophy slip through their fingers, and we’re asking the big question: what’s actually missing? Is it mentality, depth, tactics—or something deeper? We break down where it all went wrong and what needs to change if Arsenal want to stop being “almost” and start being champions. Plus, things get weird off the pitc
USMNT Roster Drama, Pepi to Fulham Gamble & Premier League’s Champions League Reality Check
The World Cup is around the corner, and the USMNT roster decisions are getting real. We dig into Mauricio Pochettino’s latest squad selection and debate whether he got it right—or if there are some glaring issues that could haunt the U.S. on the biggest stage. One of the biggest talking points: Gio Reyna. Is he still deserving of a place in this team, or is it time to move on? We also explore Rica
LAFC Running Away With MLS? Liverpool’s Late Meltdowns & Chelsea’s Financial Rule Fine Debate
On this episode of The Cooligans, Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros dive into the early MLS season and ask a big question: are LAFC already pulling away from the rest of the league? With Vancouver and Inter Miami chasing close behind, the guys break down whether anyone can keep up with LAFC’s dominant start or if we’re witnessing the beginning of another runaway season.
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Real Madrid’s Champions League aura, Tottenham fight relegation & Weston McKennie interview
Real Madrid continued their quest for their 16th Champions League title on Wednesday in the Round of 16. After handily defeating Manchester City in the first leg 3–0, many are starting to wonder if there is a certain aura surrounding Real Madrid when they play in this tournament. Is it something that the Blues and other potential foes will be able to overcome the rest of the way?
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Dest Injury, Messi White House Backlash & Which MLS Coach Is Next on the Hot Seat?
The international break drama starts with a major blow for the United States as Sergiño Dest goes down with another injury. Alexis and Christian analyze how big the loss is for Mauricio Pochettino’s system and explore the realistic options the USMNT has at right-back moving forward. Is there a clear replacement, or does the position become a tactical problem heading into upcoming friendlies?
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