Our POoRCHoices the Podcast
This weekly comedy podcast features a group of longtime friends—Corporal, Commando, Sarcastro, Fatty, and Banky—discussing absurd situations, movies, and random topics. Each episode they examine life's best and worst decisions, often leading to humorous observations about the choices people make. The show aims to find the humor in everyday mishaps and questionable judgment.
Episodes
Episode 282 - The Airport Long Shot
The gang starts off with a water cooler conversation (not office gossip, but an actual water cooler) and move into another amazing idea for a POoRCHoices website and business idea. Then they discuss what they think the procedure is for the advance team to do when the President has an emergency to use the bathroom while traveling by motorcade. Sarcastro shares a story of a recent airport experience
Episode 281 - Mega Media Maniacs
Through a misunderstanding on reconding schedules Corporal and Banky are left to their own devices so the naturally decide to talk about movies in a very extended episode. Some of the topics within movies include watching films including some from yesteryear that may be problematic by today's standards. They also finally do a quick discussion on the 2026 version of Masters of the Universe before
Episode 280 - Fatty and Sarcastro's Rough Week
Fatty's patience is tried by the technician changing his oil which least to the rest of a rough day for him. Adding insult to injury he tries out one of the viral recipies he found on social media to less than stellar results. Sarcastro shares that Princess Sarcastro is joining a Scouts troop which brings up some memories of when he was in another organization as a kid that had his family foster
Episode 279 - Fatty's Orlando Adventure
This week Corporal, Fatty, and Banky get togther to talk about the types of video games they can handle playing these days. Banky gets his credit card hacked while they were recording, Corporal experiences a parking garage that captures more information than you'd expect them to. Fatty gives an update on his trip to Orlando which clearly had it's ups and downs but also yielded an idea for a gift
Episode 278 - Sovereign Squatters
This week Sarcastro and Banky have their annual Wonder Twins episode and they use this one to discuss their fascination and annoyance with people claiming to be soveriegn citizens and making life more complicated for themselves and the police than they need to. They also discuss squatters and how they manipulate the system to take over properties which Sarcastro thinks could be an option for Corp
Episode 277 - Dirty Dudes
This week while Commando is away the rest of the fellas gather around to talk about getting dirty in different ways. Sarcastro with trying out the fad of dirty sodas; Fatty with an extra dirty smoker that magically made itself clean thanks to chemical reactions; and Banky learns a lesson in not eating dirty with a breakfast sandwich that did him no flavors. Corporal manages to stay clean and sha
Episode 276 - Hot Dog!
This week Sarcastro, Fatty, and Banky talk about The Boy and Prince Sarcastro doing chores and creating summer side hustles. Banky explains the new chamber sealer that he bought to portion and save the bulk foods he buys. Princess Sarcastro makes a delicious mess at casa de Sarcastro. Then they have an in depth conversation regarding the quality of several brands of hot dogs before they learn
Episode 275 - From a Cabin in the Woods to a Heck of a Weekend
Fatty shares a listing to a cabin in the woods for Corporal to look at buying. Grok helps Sarcastro with the print ad campaign for our new specialty water product. The group discusses plans to see Masters of the Universe and The Mandalorian and Grogu. Commando gets the shingles and Sarcastro shares the family history with chickenpox. Fatty's tells a story of a friend who has a hell of a day bu
Episode 274 - Not So Great Values
This week the fellas discuss Fatty's recent purchase of a name brand "tater tots" which were less than stellar compared to generic brands from a big box store. This lead it a discussion on a list of products sold at said big box store that you should avoid according to a post made on the website Chowhound and each of the crew gives their thoughts on if they agree or not. Sarcastro shares an idea
Episode 273 - Sloppy Good Times
This week,Fatty reports that The Wife has issued a statement to the show via Instagram about the porta-potty being set up at their cabin and they respond. Banky starts a group rant on Star Wars and where it's gone and where it should go and that leads what they've been watching at home. After that the discussion turns to celebrities beginning a second career using pay to interact websites. They a
Episode 272 - R'amen! They Each Got A Case of KLapple
On this episode Commando, Sarcastro, Fatty, and Banky each get a case of KLapple. No, not a weird disease, rather an apple flavored beer that they are trying out for the first time while recording and it turns out to be everything they could have hoped for and some parts they couldn't have hoped for. Fatty shares his find from his most recent trip to the Goodwill store and will have everyone pray
Episode 271 - Make Apes Happy Again
The gang gets together to talk about a project that Fatty's son was recently assigned called the the million dollar project where students are given fictional money to balance a million dollar budget by allocating funds to several specific categories including housing, transportation, education and charity. This leads to the inception of the newest plot for a satirical charity by the Our POoRCHoi
Episode 270 - This One's In the Can
This week Fatty considers checking off another box for his doomsday prep list with exploring if he needs to start stocking up on canning products to preserve food. Sarcastro finds a new account to follow on social media about strip club food reviews. Commando, Sarcastro, and Fatty get ready for the end of the school year and their kids being home all day. Sarcastro shares a story of a new low of
Episode 269 - Support Your Local Library
This week Corporal shares the experience of seeing movies with his father who is a career man of science. Sarcastro shares a recent story about the morality of cheating during bar trivia which leads to Corporal sharing a snake story from his youth. They also talk about AI replacing the human workforce and how the humans can buck the model as it is being built. A brief discussion about television
Episode 268 - Eat, Couch, Skate, Fall
This week, Corporal, Fatty and Banky get together to talk about a social media post regarding someone overdoing it on an edible and the comments section really nailing them for it. This reminded Fatty of a YouTube video of an elderly woman who can walk you through being too lifted. They also discuss a message Fatty sent to the group about not being able to understand the physics of roller skatin
Episode 267 - The POoRCHoices Unsportsmen's Club
This week to kick off season 6 of the show, the whole gang gets nostalgic for a Rick Moranis movie and the films of Kevin Smith. Sarcastro and Fatty have very different experiences with calling into the IRS regarding their taxes and they all fantasize about buying a local sportsman's club that's up for sale where they grew up. Fatty gets awakened out of deep sleep by his daughter for something th
Episode 266 - Backyard Varmints and First Jobs
This week Sarcastro, Fatty and Banky talk about the varmints and snakes they've had and their yards over the years. They also discuss some of their first jobs they had back in high school and just after, from some suspect labor practices to the best times they had when their financial responsibility was almost null and cash was always in pocket. Intro and Outro music written and performed by An
Episode 265 - Career Opportunities and Summer Concert Options
This week Sarcastro and Banky man the mics to talk about Banky's possible future at being a stay at home handyman/pool boy. They also talk about going to concerts in your 40's and what shows are coming up this summer. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)
Episode 264 - Impressive Crimes and Naughty Teachers
This week the gang gets togther to bookend the week talking about two news stories involving a professional cornhole player involved in a homicide and a teacher allegeding having an affair with a student. In between those Banky talks about missing out on a good deal by not listening to Fatty and Commando. Meanwhile Commando learns a valuable lesson in the importance of listening to your spouse o
Episode 263 - One Piece, Movie Trailers, and Concert Venues
This week Corporal, Commando and Banky sit down to talk about a few new movie trailers that have them excited for upcoming feature films this year. After Commando went to see The Big Lebowski in theaters recently each of them note who in the group in either a Dude, a Walter or a Donnie. They also talk about the new season of the live action version of One Piece before going into the topic of con
Episode 262 - Corporal's Got the Need for Speed
This week the gang gathers around to discuss the special gift the Commonwealth of Virginia sent him when he returned home from Guys Weekend and that leads into a discussion on car insurance discounts and payouts. Then they talk about a new issue Fatty hopes was a quick hiccup in the performance of his vehicle which will likely turn into wishful thinking. Rounding out the main topics for the week
Episode 261 - The 2026 Guys Weekend Recap
This week while Corporal is tending to some family matters the rest of the gang gets together to recap the misadventures of their annual Guys Weekend trip. This year included karaoke, more screen time than expected to watch a bad movie and a good movie, more Farkle than you can shake a stick at, a day at the range and the bar, an overflowing port-a-potty, a ceremony celebrating Corporal's honor o
Episode 260 - Blob Dylan's Smooth Jazzy
This week the entire group gets together to talk about a new item Fatty's children gave him for the car which inspires his new muscial alter ego. They also talk about coming up with a bar betting game involving the terrible Malort concoction Fatty is prepping for Guys Weekened and targeted AARP ads on social media that make the group feel older than they should. In the poor choices for the week,
Episode 259 - The POoRCHoices Circus Peanut Malort Dead Mall Tour
This week Corporal, Sarcastro, Fatty, and Banky discuss mixing Malort and various candies to make an even worse beverage to try at Guys Weekend and have a quick conversation about Red Bull and Corporal having an unfortunate experience with a lot of it almost 20 years ago. Corporal breaks down why festivals aren't as fun as they used to be. Fatty brings up the recent ruling on if Buffalo Wild Wi
Episode 258 - Kickstart Our Hearts
This week the gang talks about getting greeting cards and who sends them for events, who hates getting them and what is the general feeling for what to do with the card once you have it. Prince Sarcastro turns out to be running a lucrative business buying and selling sports cards while Sarcastro makes a poor choice in ignoring his own advice on selling things for less than $50 on social media. T
Episode 257 - Life Skill Gaming, Olympics, and Schrödinger's Ranch
This week Fatty talks about a new gaming device he has for Sarcastro to try during the annual Guys Weekend trip which leads into a discussion about games they played in the arcades and computers in the 80's and 90's (and for Commando, still plays them today) including a game where you simulate working as a bartender and for Sarcastro and Fatty a text based game where you work the ecomonics of bein
Episode 256 - The Compound House Staff and What We're Watching Now
This week Corporal, Sarcastro, Fatty and Banky get together to talk about options for the service staff for the POoRCHoices compound including a pitch for trained chimps and emperor penguins which get scrapped in favor of Fatty's dream of having a three-quarters scale Johnny Five from Short Circuit and a full size Jinx from Sapce Camp as part of the service crew. They also discuss movies and sho
Episode 255 - A Historical Prankster and Would You Rather
This week the whole gang sits down to talk about the merry pranks of one Mr. Horace de Vere Cole who Sarcastro points out was basically the Tom Green of his time. They also solidify some meals for their Guys Weekend trip which will include a journey to Waffle House for Corporal and Banky. Fatty poses a would you rather scenario based on an article he found about a man who was mistakenly given 1.
Episode 254 - Mansplaining, Shelaborating, Trail Sacrifices, and Commando's Snow Job
This week the fellas get together to record on Commanod's birthday to talk about mansplaining and shelabortating and how they've done both of those things. Fatty addresses an issue with another patron at the Goodwill store regarding publicly using their mobile phone without bluetooth headphones. In the line of poor choices, Fatty gets dissapointed with the free survival gift that came with his
Episode 253 - Sanitation Solutions, the Uber Uber, and Guys Weekend Ideas
This week the whole gang shows up to contemplate an outdoor bathroom solution for Fatty's cabin. Sarcastro gets a ride in a psychedelic ride share car after a day of pub crawling and then they discuss some of the itinerary ideas for their 2026 Guys Weekend. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)
Episode 252 - Christmas Gifts, 3D Printing, and Cheap Pizza
This week the gang gets together to discuss growing up with and without Lego sets, transferring toys and pets between military families, Christmas presents they received, and a whole hell of a lot about 3D printers before moving on to cheap (but delicious) pizzas. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)
Episode 251 - The Drip, Christmas Vacation and Massages
This week Corporal, Fatty, and Banky talk about "the clap" and a drug ad that Corporal saw with some insane side effects before getting into Fatty going to see National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation in theaters and a Mandela Effect of deleted scenes. They also talk about tipping people like your trash pick up drivers and helpers or your mail delivery person and going to a massage parlor. Intro a
Episode 250 - Rizz Force Multiplier
This week the whole gang gets together to talk about more poorchoices which they just seem to keep making over 250 episodes including teaching Prince Sarcastro the power of cologne and the rizz enhancement and responsibility that comes with using it. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)
Episode 249 - Raised on Kool-Aid
This week on the show the gang discusses the return fad of the Kool-Aid Man challenge in which people plow through fences like the favorite soft drink mascot which leads to them discussing their favorite Kool-Aid flavors growing up and then to looking for Kool-Aid Man costumes to start wearing to DragonCon. After that discussion they move on to what they drink as adults instead which is various m
Episode 248 - Silver and Drones
This week Commando, Sarcastro and Banky join up to talk about buying silver, going to local races back in the day, drive-in theaters and the potential revival of a staple 24 hour diner from their youth and drone warfare. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)
Episode 247 - Fine Wine and Good Spirit Christmas
This week the gang gathers up to talk about targeted content on social media and a new idea for a product to counteract one of the products that is frequently showing up on Sarcastro's feed in recent weeks. They also tackle Fatty's adventure in going to Spirit Christmas which has just about exactly the merchandise they all expected it to have but without the absurdly named costumes. This leads t
Episode 246 - Unintentional Black Friday Purchases & Foot Pampering
This week the fellas gather to discuss using CB radios and custom license plates for Ham radio operators before moving on to the things they didn't expect to have to buy on Black Friday which for Fatty turned into a "what next?" situation for things going wrong. Sarcastro does a little self care for his feet which was actually a good choice that may lead to the entire POoRCHoices crew to get ped
Episode 245 - Marketplace Adventures, Tribute Bands, and Corporal in 4DX
This week the gang talks about Fatty's recent experience with trying to sell things on Facebook's Marketplace where he gets inquiries for low cost items from apparent scammers. They discuss what type of Tribute Bands they would each be in if they could have their choice (and for some of them, the talent) to be a part of. They also discuss Corporal's poor choice to go see the new Running Man film
Episode 244 - Barrel Bodies, Banky's Billions, and Game Time
This week the fellas get together to talk about a recent body found in a barrel near where they grew up which brings them back to a memory of an instance of something similar that happened when they were in high school and was really close to home to Corporal. They also come up with a remake of Brewster's Millions featuring Banky taking on the lead role and then move into talking about modern vi
Episode 243 - The Miseducation of Fatticus Bustard
This week the gang gets together to discuss a mandatory training seminar Fatty had to attend regarding training on how to identify drug users which seemed questionable to the rest of the group and leads to an idea of having the whole show attend the next national convention for the company that ran the training to get a closer look inside and possibly offer their services to the company. In the l
Episode 242 - Darn Knots
This week the fellas get together to talk about Fatty sleep talking about smelly cheese, Commando wishing he learned to tie more knots and the fact that Sarcastro and Commando will no longer open instagram links from Fatty in fear of corrupting their algorithms. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)
Episode 241 - Filling Time
This week the fellas gather around to talk about what Banky's been watching and what he should watch with his additional free time. Commando talks about Christmas gift ideas for the kids which may end up being presents for himself. Fatty wants to introduce his kids to the John Candy library of films after watching the documentary of his life. Intro and Outro music written and performed by And
Episode 240 - Probably Dehydrated
This week Fatty shares a pain he has had for the last 24 hours that leaves the theme of the show to be "you're probably dehydrated". He also shares a crazy dream he had which was quite an adventure. Commando makes the poor choice of waiting too long to get a new Christmas tree even though it's still October the reasonable sized ones are already sold out. Intro and Outro music written and perfo
Episode 239 - Acceptable Sweatpants
This week the gang talks about whatever the heck six seven is or isn't. Corporal talks about his new favorite type of sweatpants that he says aren't really sweatpants which leads to a quick discussion on cargo shorts and who still wears them and why. A building Fatty works in gets a new guest that arrived via minivan. Banky has a week where what could go wrong in his house does with his water
Episode 238 - Pickles Malort, Ruler of the Dirt Mall
This week the gang gets together to discuss a new pickle related business venture for Banky at their local dirt mall where a booth just opened up. Fatty shares his opinions on the flavor of Malort and tries to convince the rest of the group they'll drink it at the next Guys Weekend. They also dicuss joining forces with a boova shankel (think of giant pierogi) eatery in said dirt mall to come up
Episode 237 - Flu Shots, Traffic Circles and Printing Food
This week the fellas take some time to talk about Corporal's flu shot taking him out of service for the show this week. They also talk about those roadway delights, traffic circles and jug handles as well as Commando's plan to print chicken wings and they discuss if they should be printed boneless or bone-in. Fatty's algorithm continues to push him to groups on social media full of interesting c
The First Ones - Benson
Special Update Announcement: The First Ones is officially getting it's own show feed! While we have loved having the show on this feed and it will reamain part of the POoRCHoices family of shows, we felt it needed it's own space. Be sure to follow or subscribe to the The First Ones on your favorite podcast platform as Sarcastro and Queen Mel continue to deliver new monthly content based on clas
Episode 236 - Pumpkin Spice Choices
This week the whole gang gets together to talk about what the measure of a two finger pour is for a normal sized hand compared to Fatty's; Banky missing out on a Sparks concert; Sarcastro going to see Nine Inch Nails; pumpkin spiced flavored season kicking off; and Commando's "new" couch. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)
Episode 235 - Billion Dollar Baby
This week the gang discusses bringing back the 80's and 90's sneaker fashinon of British Knights and KangoROOS but in a two teir market for high end and general consumers. They also talk about the quality of chain restaurants and when you might think they are part of the fine dining experience and getting dogs groomed (unrealted events) before eventually coming around to talking about what they w
Episode 234 - Buzz Kill
This week the gang discusses the number of drinks you can have in a night and still be functional the next day. As he starts the new year at work, Fatty shares his opinion on which bodily fluid is the easiest to clean up and also finds out in an awkward moment that someone stole the grow lights for one of his classes making a portion of his lesson plans for the year go up in a puff of smoke. In
Episode 233 - Who Knew?
This week the fellas discuss things they didn't know until recenlty but maybe should have based on reactions from others in the group and in their lives. They also talk about their experiences in the early days of the internet getting caught using adult sites and meeting people online. Fatty returns to work to find some fine craftsmanship done in one of the rooms he works in. He also has to s
The First Ones - Blansky's Beauties
Welcome to The First Ones, an Our POoRCHoices podcast. On this series Sarcastro and Queen Mel pick a show from yesteryear and maybe grab a couple of guests from around the POoRCHoices offices and recap just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. In the season two opener of The First Ones Sarcastro and
Episode 232 - All Together Now
This week the whole gang is back together for the first time in months to discuss fine dining and deals from places like Olive Garden and Chili's. Learning the hard way that they're all breaking down (body-wise) as Corporal talks about how he ended up with a hernia that needed to be repaired immediately. Fatty gets a shoulder injury from playing video games just days before he received a load of
Episode 231 - South Park, Street Fighters, Porta Potty Plans, and House Guests
This week Sarcastro, Fatty, and Banky get together to discuss the first episode of the twenty-seventh epsiode of South Park and how it was a return to what they liked best about the show. Fatty shares that he finally received his official Founders Club card for Casa Bonita and a pack of stickers he's been waiting for. Banky watches yet another bad movie, How to Kill Monster, but in all fairnes
Episode 230 - More Movies, New Televisions, Bridges, and Shellfish Choices
This week the gang talks a little about Wes Anderson movies and the divide on who likes them, who doesn't, which films they like and learns Sarcastro has never seen one of his movies. Sarcastro gets the house to himself for the first time in over a decade only to have the television die on him. Fatty gets eaten alive while camping but conquered the bridge on the way to camp with no problem. Corp
Episode 229 - Sarcastro's Movie Reviews and Summer Vacations
This week Corporal and Sarcastro take the helm to discuss a few of Sarcastro's summer movie reviews, Funko Pops!, and what happened during their summer vacations while the rest of the gang are out of the office for the week. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar)
The First Ones - Mork & Mindy
Welcome to The First Ones, an Our POoRCHoices podcast. On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. This month in the season 1 finale of The First Ones, Sarcastro is joined by Queen
Episode 228 - Bridges, Tunnels, and Dumb Dinosaurs
This week Sarcastro, Fatty and Banky talk about potential television shows to watch for Sarcastro's other podcast, The First Ones, giving the audience a look into how structured they are with planning and producing that show. Fatty finds a vintage VHS movie where a liquidation sale has the price tag on the clearance tag at a higher price than the original price sticker from the hardware store it c
Episode 227 - The San Antonio Sweats, Beans, and Crackers
This week Sarcastro and Banky pitch a new buisness venture to generate revenue for the show. Fatty recaps his adventures in the city that will leave you forever wet, San Antonio, Texas. They also discuss the joys and disappointments of fireworks, loading up a bunch of twelve year olds with Black Cat firecrakers for the first time, and the perils of eating baked beans while taking Ozempic. Intro
Episode 226 - Planes, Tray Tables, and Automobiles
This week Sarcastro talks to Corporal and Banky about his recent trip to fly out to see Mama Sarcastro in Colorado. Banky learns he's not so smart when it comes to flying on a plane and Corporal notes why he has chosen the insurance company he has for his vehicles. Queen Sarcastro accidentally sent a package to Banky meant for someone else and he opens it on the show. Intro and Outro music
Episode 225 - Jerky Predators
This week Sarcastro explains how he decided to watch the new animated film, Predator: Killer of Killers to stay engaged in it by skipping several minutes of each story which left Corporal almost speechless and then leaned in on Banky to watch it after they record to validate his decision to watch it this way. Banky confesses that he's watched The Jerky Boys The Movie twice this week and other fi
Episode 224 - Cabin Upgrades & Classic Movies for the Kids
This week Corporal, Fatty and Banky discuss the newest furniture upgrade to Fatty's cabin, determining which classic comedy movies Fatty should watch with his kids, trying a whiskey that had no business tasting the way it did, and Banky offending a neighbor at the cabin. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).
The First Ones - 227
Welcome to The First Ones, an Our POoRCHoices podcast. On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. This month Sarcastro is joined by Corporal and Banky to discuss the Washington, DC
Episode 223 - Buggin' Out
This week the fellas talk about forgetting to not hold their breath when taking videos or photos on their phones to not pick up their heavy breathing. They also discuss upcoming travel plans and what shows/movies they are watching or want to watch this summer. Commando comes prepared with three poor choices involving a mishap with a cherished show themed product that neither he or Fatty actual
Episode 222 - Sights Unseen
This week the gang talk about Fatty's daily vitamin regime for joint pain, forgotten over the counter medications from years past, and Banky's results from the allergist and his new potential lack of vitamin D. The conversation then shifts to everyone's schedule off of the show for the summer before Fatty shares a new favorite recipe that so strange it actually sounds delicious. For poor choic
Episode 221 - Busted
This week the whole gang is together while Fatty shares a defintely not real story of a young Fatty being in the back of a police car and that whole experience feeling like he was being set up for something he may or may not have actually done. Commando vaguely remembers riding around in a police car but not because of being arrested but rather to find a suspect. Sarcastro witnesses a former co
Episode 220 - Commando's Big Spend
This week Commando makes it to the studio late to recored because he was shopping at Costco so of course Sarcastro, Fatty and Banky had to review his receipt to judge his purchases. Fatty makes the poorest choice of the week by not looking at the expiration or sell by dates on the lunch meat in his fridge. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).
The First Ones - Tales from the Darkside
Welcome to The First Ones, an Our POoRCHoices podcast. On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. This month Sarcastro is joined by Fatty, Banky and friend of the show and co-host
Episode 219 - Tool Sheds and Igloos
This week the gang talks about a couple of recent news articles the first is about a man arrested after being found in a display tool shed at a hardware store and the second is about major brand of coolers where a couple models have been recalled due to amputating portions of fingers and causing other injuries. Fatty gets reminded that he's not the spring chicken he used to be after a weekend of a
Episode 218 - The Craccoon
This week Sarcastro, Fatty and Banky talk about a couple of news stories involving a raccoon in Ohio which should have been busted for possession and a woman in Florida getting scammed by a fake Keanu Reeves she met through an online game. Fatty makes a poor choice in changing the schedule for his new automatic vaccuum cleaner which learns bad habits from his dog before he proceeds to talk abou
Episode 217 - Fixing Stupid
This week the gang learns you can't fix stupid with news stories of people making some significantly poor choices including a teacher, the son of a defensive coordinator, and a hiker on Mt. Fuji. Sarcastro & Fatty have a mutual poor choice in going to the movies with their kids and Commando learns a valuable lesson in appliance maintenance. Intro and Outro music written and performed by André
Episode 216 - Good Spirits
This week the fellas discuss various cocktails and spirits they enjoy, or don't. Fatty shares his very loose recipie for a what's basically a hillbilly beverage. Then the group comes up with a plan to make a terrible business plan to introduce a new alcoholic beverage in the market. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).
The First Ones - My Secret Identity
Welcome to the The First Ones, an Our POoRCHoices podcast. On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. This month Sarcastro selected the late 80's show, My Secret Identity, starring
Episode 215 - Fatical Training and Cooling Products
This week the whole gang joins in for the kick off of season five where they discuss Sarcastro getting minorly assaulted by Prince Sarcastro and Fatty starting a new fat guy themed line of tactical training and cooling garments. The poor choices made this week have Commando underestimating the time and distance of a family hike and Banky spending too much time in the direct sun doing the very mi
Episode 214 - Streams of Awesomeness
This week the whole gang gathers around to talk about what they currently are enjoying on the vairous streaming services as well as shows they wish they could forget and watch again for the first time and some shows that they would like to see. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).
Episode 213 - Extra POoRCHoices
This week it's poor choice on top of poor choice with Fatty coming in clutch with three this week, Banky winding up in a crap situation and Commando recalling the time he nearly lost a toe. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).
Episode 212 - The Q Stands for Quality
This week Commando, Sarcastro, Fatty, and Banky discuss beating up their livers, making plans to check out a monthly wrestling event at the farmer's market they used to frequent in their youth (am some still do) and the option to have Banky's wedding during one of those events and having it catered by one of the eateries in the market. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodrí
Episode 211 - Bingo!
This week Commando and Fatty talk about their experiences with a couple BINGO events at some local social clubs and the small games of chance that are very present at many social clubs in their area of Pennsylvania. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).
The First Ones - The Facts of Life
Welcome to the The First Ones, an Our POoRCHoices podcast. On this series Sarcastro picks a show from yesteryear and then rallies some (or all) of the fellas to join him in recapping just the first episode of said show while dissecting it and determining if it's a show that would fly in today's entertainment landscape. This month on The First Ones, Sarcastro is joined by Fatty and Banky to talk
Episode 210 - The 2025 Guys Weekend Recap
The gang gets together to discuss the events of their annual Guys Weekend (or basically Guys Half Week) trip at Fatty's cabin where it was the closest they ever came to being able to have the Weekend at Bernie's experience. Intro and Outro music written and performed by Andrés Rodríguez (Androzguitar).
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