Two Brothers Five Things with Roman & Cameron
Two Brothers Five Things is a comedy podcast hosted by real-life brothers Roman and Cameron Johnson. Each week the duo ranks their personal top five picks on a different topic. The conversations are off-the-cuff and bit-heavy, ranging across everyday life, culture, and whatever else crosses their minds. New episodes arrive every Monday.
Episodes
Blank Check Shopping List
You know the movie Blank Check from the 90s? The one with the super questionable kissing scene between a grown woman and a child? Well in that movie the kid gets a blank check and buys whatever he wants. You get the idea.
Comebacks
What are the top 5 comebacks of all time? We discuss and react to each other's list.
Uncomfortable Situations
We've all been in situations where we wish we weren't there. These are those kinds of things.
B-list Heroes
Whether it's seconds string movie characters or cultural icons that don't quite take the number one spot, in this episode the bros count down their top five b-list heroes.
Last Meal (Fast Food Edition)
The brothers are on death row for egregious crimes against humanity. Carl the prison intern is sent to fetch their last meals but it's late and the only things open are fast food plus Carl is on a budget. In this laugh out loud episode the bros assemble a final five course meal entirely composed of fast food delights.
Official Endorsements
Call it a stamp of approval or even a recommendation. From products and services to entertainment and places, on this episode Roman and Cameron take a wild ride through their top 5 official endorsements.
Childhood Bucket List
Reach deep into the recesses of your childhood mind. What were your dreams, goals and aspirations back then? What did you want to accomplish? From lavish lifestyles and lofty career ambitions to over the top possessions, the brothers get into all of it with special guest and Q-bro Justin Streck.
Not Neutral
Sometimes you are perfectly fine riding the fence. Sometimes you would just rather not take a side. Then, there are times where you won't be silent. You have to say something. More than anything, you are Not Neutral. Call it a pet peeve or call it a strong opinion, but whatever you do listen as Roman and Cameron call it like it is. These are five things the brothers are NOT NEUTRAL about.
Overnight Expertise
Do you ever wish you could snap your fingers and become an expert in something? The bros discuss their top 5 picks for expertise they wish they had but not bad enough to do what it takes to get there.
2023 Trend Predictions
2023 is upon us. The new year always brings new things. New challenges. New opportunities. But enough about that boring stuff. We are here to talk about the new trends that we see emerging in 2023. From technology to fashion sense, we intend to cover it all with our not so expert opinions.
Overrated Christmas Stuff
WE ARE BAAACK from a hiatus and we have some very strong opinions about Christmas. We love it! But let's be honest, there are some aspects of this great American holiday that are a tad overrated. We each discuss our 5 most overrated Christmas things in detail PLUS we hint at some excited things in the works and talk about how YOU can be a part.
B-list villains
With Halloween fast approaching we thought it would be fun to count down some villains, but on our show we like to do things the hard way and regular ole A-list villains would be too easy. So we're took it to the B-list!
Technology that made us
We lived through the technology renaissance of the 90s and 2000s. From the original NES Nintendo system to yo-yos with ball bearings. On this episode we discuss the technology trends that shaped our childhood and ultimately impacted our lives forever.
Overrated Disney stuff
We all grew up with the iconic characters. Who doesn't have a soft spot in their heart for the house of mouse? But on this episode we are flipping the script and going negative! These are things we think are overrated about the wonderful world of Disney.
Pet peeves
We all have those things that just get under our skin… those little nagging things we just can’t seem to eck-scape. Today we are talking about those things. That’s right! It’s Two Brothers Five Things: Pet Peeves Edition!
Kids junk foods that rule
Carrots, celery, salads, and dates
As you grow older, healthier food hits your plate
When you were a child you didn’t care if it was nutritious
You only want food if the food tasted delicious
Today we’re thinking back to the foods we used to eat
Before we went vegan and threw out all our meat
This list might make you hungry. So, try not to drool
On the show for today: Kids junk foods that rule
Childhood summer activities
It's the 90s in Middle America and school's out. Kids all across the tristate area are flocking to the streets to beat the summer bummers. But how? From water wars to sonic the hedgehog, in this special seasonal episode of the the Two Brothers Five Things podcast we tally our top 5 greatest childhood summer activities.
Items for a zombie apocalypse with Colton Johnson
When crap is hitting the fan at record speed and the undead are flooding the streets which five items do you grab before making to the woods? In this episode of Two Brothers Five Things with special guest, survival enthusiast, and third brother Colton Johnson, we discuss life after the zombie apocalypse and whether we should aim for preservation of life or quality of life.
Movie sequels/prequels
Sometimes movie sequels are better than the original and other times they’re worse. Yet somehow, that doesn’t make any difference when it comes to making a top five list! See for yourself as Roman and Cameron talk about their favorite prequels and sequels.
Guilty pleasure songs
We all have songs that we love but are a little embarrassed about loving. This is the show where we talk about those songs. This is a safe space.
Things we can't live without (but probably can)
We all have things in our lives that we just couldn’t live without. In actuality we probably could live without them… but for the sake of this podcast, let’s say we couldn’t. From Yellow legal pads to boujee pajama pants, this is Roman and Cameron‘s list of the five things they couldn’t live without (but more accurately totally could live without).
TV siblings
Roman and Cameron discuss their top 5 picks for best TV show siblings.
