SCP Archives
The SCP Foundation is a fictional organization that secures, contains, and protects anomalous entities and objects. This podcast narrates files from the SCP Foundation Wiki, bringing to life stories of strange and often dangerous beings. Each episode explores a different SCP entry, detailing its containment procedures and history. New episodes are released weekly.
Episodes
SCP-4004: “A Dream Come True”
SCP 4004 is a device constructed by the American Secure Containment Initiative— a Foundation precursor— to serve the interests of the United States of America.
Content Warnings: Body horror, Discussions of war, genocide, imperialism, etc.
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Patrons
April 30- May 7.
Tristan Gates, Sneed Cuck, Nick Watson, Carlos Zamora, Ben Richins, Captain Kaczynski.
Cast & Crew
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SCP-8081: “The 80’s Cycle”
SCP 8081 is an anomalous effect of unknown origin in the town of Coatesville, Georgia.
Content Warnings: Time Loops
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Patrons
April 26-28
Chiara, Ethan, Aiden949Gaming, Amanda Johansen.
Cast & Crew
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah.
SCP-8081 was written by ClaudeHinton
Script by Kevin Whitlock
Narrator - Nate Dufort
Abigail Daniels - Shelby Novak
Researcher Lawley -
SCP-3456: “Orcadian Horsemen”
SCP-3456 is currently uncontained. All attempts to contain or neutralize it have failed. Research into methods for containment is ongoing. Personnel who observe the entity are to be treated with Class G amnestics, and must be treated at facilities with at least one freshwater stream, river, or lake within 1 kilometer of the site.
CW’s: War, natural disasters, supernatural, body horror
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SCP-7002: “The Hungry Season”
SCP 7002's "wish" must not be granted.
Content Warnings: End of the world, Environmental collapse, Mass starvation, Mind control
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Patrons
April 16-18
Skye Gunter, Sarah McKinney, Hyperion, Tatum, Sami Kader.
Cast & Crew
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
SCP-7002 was written by bigslothonmyface
Script by Kevin Whitlock
Narrator - Jon Grilz
Computer - Rissa
SCP-2467: “A Sum Greater Than its Parts"
SCP 2467 is a large ocean vessel approximately 300 meters in length and 45 meters in width. The ship bears the nameplate "Toluca",The prefix "DV" was added later in red spray paint.
Content Warnings: Gun violence, Mild language, Descriptions of blood and gore, Abductions, thalassophobia
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Patrons
April 12-15
Breanna Bryce, Local Dumbass, Paul Theys, John Doe, Riverlynn Clemintir, Cale Bu
SCP-8987: “Brook Runs Red”
SCP-8987 is a series of alleged anomalous occurrences and phenomena within the Red Brook Mine, located in Dutch Mountain, Pennsylvania.
Content Warnings: Blood, labor rights violations, doppelgangers, earthquakes, loud noises-explosions, claustrophobia, supernatural.
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Patrons
April 7-11
Juan Carabez, Brickbox24, Jonathon Symonds, Somethinfierce, Eric Chavez
Cast & Crew
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SCP-T4391: A Lonely Drive
I’ve always been nervous about driving at night.
Content Warnings: Vehicle accidents. Time loops.
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Patrons
April 1-6
Solomon Marshall, Ugel, Златина Гарабедян, Jennifer Klahn, and Dave.
Cast & Crew
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
SCP-T4391: A Lonely Drive was written by Daisy McNamara.
Narrator - Jon Grilz
Buddy - Stephen Indrisano
D-0522 - Daisy McNam
Situationally Comedic Persons #12: Performance Review
"Listen up, team. Time is short, but the plan is simple. The target is supposed to be somewhere in this park. A large, orange slime. Burtkurt's research tells us it should be relatively friendly, which definitely works in our favor."
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Patrons
Mar 22-31
Dotty Bubbles, Paul Peterson, devils_prodigy12, Michael Omiecinski, Murphy Eckhoff, Smoke FX, DracodeMortem, Bitter Hippo, and Rana'e P
Situationally Comedic Persons #11: Game Night
"Am I correct in understanding that Fren here is about to not only make a spaghetti sauce out of SCP-504, but feed it to other employees of the Foundation?"
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Patrons
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera
Mar 15-21
Alex R, Xinomecha, Liam Spalding, the milk man, and Raven A
Cast & Crew
Situationally Comedic Persons #10: Special Announcement
"Attention Foundation employees. Special announcement incoming. Attention Foundation employees. Special announcement incoming!"
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Patrons
Mar 8-14
Ansem Williams, melanie, Michael, JaeJae, Oliver Belanger, Vicktor Eklund, Tysharn Thomas, Marin, Christian Cobb, and Jacklyn Coles
Cast & Crew
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
"Situationally Comedic Persons" was writ
Situationally Comedic Persons #9: So, Come Here Often?
"SCP-6438 is an Advanced Interrogation Technique and must be used sparingly per the Ethics Committee Interrogation Policy. All Foundation members with at least Level 3 Clearance must adopt SCP-6438 via Mandatory Memetic Inoculation."
Transcript: SCP Sitcom - Episode 9-1
Patrons
Mar 1 - 7
USSMinnesota, Tanner Jansen, Omnom, Dip Shidiot, MoreaVT, Daniel Perkins, Angel Van Reeth, and ezra
Cast & Cr
Situationally Comedic Persons #8: Missed Communications
“He's been acting weird, and...I think he likes me.”
Content Warnings: Intoxication.
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Patrons
Patrons
Feb 23-28
Winston Ludwig, Laurie Anne, Goku Black, Zach Martin, Loukas, and Sovietcii
Cast & Crew
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
Script by Hannah Schooner and Giancarlo Herrera
Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen
Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills
Janice - Kayl
Situationally Comedic Persons #7: Employee Of The Month
"Goodbye, employee of the month Cliff Rogers... Hello, employees of the months Burt and Kurt!"
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Patrons
Feb 6-22
Fire Gator, Cortana Senju, RedRedRosie, Aaron Jones, Baked Beans Garage, Mykey Watson, and Cyrek McIlhatten
Cast & Crew
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera
Kurt & Bu
Situationally Comedic Persons #6: The Squad
"Can't we just try another weekend bowl?"
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Patrons
Feb 8 - 15
Kyle Norris, Henry Linehan, Ky St.martin, bell, Luis Chilcutt, 4Matt7, MTF Operative Corvus, CacophonousCockroach, Ridley Bosshart, Kyle Tomaszweski, DW, and AN.
Cast & Crew
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera
Kurt & Burt
Situationally Comedic Persons #5: Hey, Gorgeous
"January 9th, 2026 12:46 pm. Multiple co-workers reported having the same dream as I did... A sort of... Speedo man... Just... Laying there... Menacingly... Breathing on you..."
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Patrons
Feb 1 - 7
threejeffs., Hon1nbo, cody hicks, Wormdrake, nomad0070, Mothman, Zachary Jusino, Cory Stacy, Seth, Kree Accola, Creation_Lord, and Adealynn
Cast & Crew
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Ob
Situationally Comedic Persons #4: The Urts
"Burt and Kurt underwent the requisite training and security clearance and quickly became one of this site's greatest investments. Eventually, the Director cut down the entire Record and Information Management Specialists department down to just Burt and Kurt."
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Patrons
Jan 22 - Jan 31
Rodney Brooks, LeafedFox, meli, MiniZuvy, Cat Holtz, XDWolfie, Non thapat, xGoblin, Stephanie Storm, La
Situationally Comedic Persons #3: Janice S.
"This is not how this was supposed to go! Step one: go to college, check. Step two: graduate top of my class, check. Step three: go back to college and get my PHD, CHECK. Step four: get a high paying job in my field... NO CHECK!"
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Patrons
Jan 15 - Jan 21
Glass, Richard Petty, Ashley Laabs, luki wojciech, Delta, Hazel, Paul Schwarz, Alicia Wilder, Robert Hayes, Nagata Tonikoza, Luke, Miky
Situationally Comedic Persons #2: Fren M.
"Fren M. 62 year old Sanitation worker that's been with the Foundation for over 30 years. Bit of an unusual case. Previously employed by a community college on a night shift, the Foundation hired them on the spot after cleaning up a containment gone wrong. Having found the gruesome remnants on school grounds, they simply got to work without question. They didn't leave a single stain."
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Situationally Comedic Persons #1: Orientation
"Hello! My name is Rodney and today I've got my famous Weekend Bowl for your tasting pleasure."
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Patrons
Jan 1 - Jan 7
Max Ziel, Niffer, Spooki, Nova, Braden Lewis, Jeremy McGeown, Skye_404, Alec, Kristopher Burgess, Soren Watson, RedneckGamer, Wicked Kilo, Jaiden, Punkie Boozer, TJReds, and Julia!
Cast & Crew
"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Her
Presenting: Something's Amiss at Juniper's House
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SCP-7376: “Cain and Abel- Part 2: Cain”
SCP 073 is a heavily-tanned male of Middle Eastern descent. Subject appears to be in his early thirties. He is 185 centimeters tall and weighs 75 kilograms. He has black hair and blue eyes. The arms, legs, spinal cord, and shoulder blades of the subject have been replaced with advanced beryllium bronze prosthetics of an unknown design.
Content Warnings: Desecration of a human body, Discussions a
SCP-7376: “Cain and Abel- Part 1: Abel”
SCP 076 consists of two components: a stone cube designated SCP 076-1, and the humanoid entity contained within– designated SCP 076-2.
Content Warnings: Forced imprisonment, Gun violence, Gore and dismemberment
Requested by Loggerhead on Discord.
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Patrons
Pt 1 - Dec 16-21
M'ris Berlin, Ninja, /ˈɡɑɹˌfiɫd/ (good luck with that one), Chandler Roy, David Hochhausen, Thomas Hacker, Hun
Feed Drop: REDACTED
Introducing [REDACTED]; from Athan (The Grotto) and Jamie Petronis (The Cellar Letters)Following the death of his twin, failing actor Jacob Kane assumes his late-brother’s life in hopes of a fresh start. Instead of finding stability, Jacob finds himself working within The [REDACTED] Unit, a covert agency tasked with containing impossible creatures and phenomena. As he becomes entangled with parano
SCP-6504: “Screaming Sun, Hollowed Moon”
This file is under revision. Recordings have been submitted by Junior Researcher Lyndhoff for review. Playing File: 6504-DRAFT-2.The following recording takes place in the home of Junior ResearcherLyndoff on an unknown date.Content Warnings: Misphonia, Mental illness, Body horror, Prolonged and persistent descriptions of physical trauma, Suicidal ideation, Suicide attempt, Foul language.Requested
SCP-3840: “We Stand On Guard For Thee.”
SCP-3840 is an emaciated humanoid entity that manifests in the Boreal forest region of Canada. It appears to be covered in severe burn wounds and is estimated to be 2 meters in height. Content Warnings: Fire, emetophobia, gunshots, supernaturalTranscriptPatrons Nov 23-30Ben Evans, A.J. Rifle, SleepyBee, Leonard Papszun iveus, Keegan Scher, Rhyus Farseer, Denn, Kelly Nunya, Josh Lastname, Jacob Pe
SCP-8670: “An Awful Lullaby.”
SCP 8670 is an mp3 audio file of a short melody consisting of nine notes. Content Warnings: Mentions of suicide, existential dreadTranscriptPatrons SparkyOpossum, Ember Beckman, Lilith Night, ImmeasurableHeaven, Garrett Levin, Todd Caputto, Matthew Cambell, Fangerionix, Alexandru Zugrav, Elijah Barlow, LokiXero, Willow, Lavender, Amelia!, Gabriel, and Courtney Sanders Cast & Crew SCP Archives w
SCP-4924: “Tunnel Revenant.”
SCP-4924 is an extensive network of tunnels located beneath the surface of Boston’s North End District, believed to have been initially constructed in the 18th century. Content Warnings: Animal death, death of loved one, claustrophobia. Transcript Patrons Nov 1-12Chloe Calloway, Luna the Trans Chillet, Von Robinson, Jack Philbrick, Damion Hammann, Obscure Monarch, Steve Moon, Rowan Gallagher, Gri
SCP-799: "Carnivorous Blanket” and SCP-1048: “The Builder Bear”
SCP-1048 is a small teddy bear, approximately 33 cm in height. Content Warnings: Gore, implied death of infant, teddy bear carnageTranscriptPatrons Oct 23 - 31Sinner Leaders, Galaxy Eating Dragon, Galmatrax1, Shadow Strike, Aaron, Dave Baxter, Tristan Lewis, Ian, Jonathan Fritz, QuillGimmuk, Kyle Herford, Finn, HtOakenshield, ShinyMills, Ketrik Beck, The Hate Tank, Dragonthedrake, Kevin Alexande
SCP-835: "Expunged Data Released"
SCP 835 is a mass of coral-like polyps. Individual polyps are larger than any known coral species, and most have grown to more than one meter in diameter. Content Warnings: End of the world, Gun violence, Foul language, Body horror, thalassophobia, Humans swallowed whole, Infectious diseases, Alcohol abuse PatronsIcecreamtruck56, Jed Linafelt, Jacob Watt, Tyke Arbon, DownWithTheThickness3425, Tit
SCP-6262: “A Friendly Bus”
SCP-6262 is an entity taking the form of a bus or other means of mass-transport, recorded since 1950 in various parts of primarily Eastern Asia. SCP-6262 currently resembles a multicolored Neoplan Skyliner bus with "DAEGU CITY TOUR" printed on the exterior, along with images of unconfirmed origin.Content Warnings: References to nuclear bombing, imperialismTranscriptCast & Crew SCP Archives was cre
SCP-4715: "A Demon Born of War"
Procedure 4715 Waning Moon is to be performed on the full moon of each month and requires the following resources: one D- Class individual, 60 kilograms of fresh red meat, a large hand woven wicker basket, and one liter of human blood.Content Warnings: War, gore, suicide, violence, self harm.TranscriptPatrons:Oct 8-14Kevin Sanchez, KBD Shadow, Awolf123, Tormod, AwesomePickel, RedGen, Harley Jacob
SCP-784 & 2356: Christmas Special
SCP-784 is a neighborhood in the town of REDACTED Texas. Currently SCP-784 is made up of twenty-four houses and two apartment buildings,all of which are decorated with REDACTED-brand Christmas lights at a density of approximately fifteen lights per square meter of housing.SCP-784 will always be covered by between 12 and 33 centimeters of snow, though no unseasonable weather will occur above SCP-78
SCP-173: The Statue. The Original.
Moved to Site-19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is rep
SCP-1006: "Spider Proletariot" and SCP-1845: "Animal Kingdom"
SCP-1006 is an organized collective of an unknown species of the genus Araneus.Content Warnings: Arachnophobia, animal death.Transcript: Patrons:Sept 16 - Sept 30Shawn Gibbons, Brian Bannana, Kennan120, Shana, KoKaneZombie, Michael Martinez, Jacob Duhon, Dungeon master Elias, benjamin taylor, Douls, Thibaut Declercq, JJ Wyatt, Jay Arr, pandemoniumpup, everyone's eric, 333O333O, Joe Stinson, Jacob
SCP-4040: At the Bottom of a Bottomless Pit
SCP-4040 is a sinkhole of indeterminate depth located within Sloth's Forest of Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin (henceforth referred to as Nexus-18.)Content Warnings: Basophobia, heights.Suggested by Hawkes. Transcript:AstroGaming414, Pennari, Loukas w, Demonsabath67, Corey Gill, Gavin Stebbins, Montana Lisette, Evee r, Tommy Nelson, Zach Guthrie, Aster W, Isaiah Parish, Jorge Benjamin Ruiz Gutierrez, jose
SCP-4601: The Redd Menace
SCP-4601: The Redd MenaceSCP-4601 is an American- manufactured quint fire engine. Barring minor cosmetic damage deep gouges in paint, minor dents and scrapes on front and rear bumpers, a pronounced scratch on the surface of the left windshield, etcetera. SCP- 4601 is in good operating condition and bears no significant physical differences from similar firefighting vehicles.This episode was sugges
SCP-3925: It's all Papers and Forms
SCP-3925 is a phenomenon where affected individuals receive an A4 paper form requesting varying personal details (SCP-3925-1). From the first receipt of SCP-3925-1 individuals are considered to be affected by an ongoing SCP-3925 event. If SCP-3925-1 is completed successfully and placed in a mailbox within 30 days, it will dematerialize and the SCP-3925 event will conclude.Content Warnings: Attemp
Feed Drop: Grim Death and Bill The Electrocuted Criminal
Today we have a special treat for you: an introduction to a show you'll love.Bentley Hawthorne (Cory Michael Smith) lives a solitary life in an old mansion with his butler, Pym (Zeljko Ivanek). In secret, Bentley works for the angel of Death, avenging those killed before their time. It’s a heavy burden that Bentley bears alone. However, when Bentley gets a new case involving the murder of a trapez
SCP-8013: "The Dragon is Not a Metaphor for Capitalism"
SCP-8013 is a white 1983 GMC Vandura, coated in a thick layer of rust and missing both exterior mirrors. The back of the van is adorned with four novelty license plates which spell out the phrase MARTIN GREAZE FROM GREAZE BURGER.Content Warnings: Violence & MurderTranscriptPatronsJuly 16-30M-Dog, Gman07, Qaif, Bluefigure, Noah Jones, Neonpresslick, Ian Case, Monomon, OppositeOfRick, Keith Crow, J
SCP-527: "Mr. Fish."
SCP-527 is a male humanoid, 1.67m in height, which is biologically non-anomalous, with the exception of its head, which is that of a Puntius semifasciolatus, or gold barb fish.Content Warnings: Secondhand embarrassment.Listen to Mayfair Watchers Society: https://open.spotify.com/show/4cF39z0TJByoJ9cKGWeUk6TranscriptCast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon GrilzSCP-527 was
SCP-6369 & SCP-2050
SCP-6369 is a Nokia 3310 mobile phone, with a single number saved in its contacts list. While the phone can be used to dial other numbers, none of the calls will connect.SCP-2050 is a designation for the "Sciurine Monastic Brotherhood of Poor-Fellows and Crusader Knights," a monastic knightly order mostly composed of sapient members of the Sciurus vulgaris species, more commonly known as red squir
SCP-939: "With Many Voices"
SCP-939 is a species of endothermic pack hunters with atrophied biological systems similar to troglobitic organisms typically found in deep cave systems.Content Warnings: Gun violence, Descriptions of violence, Cannibalism, Stillborn birth, Implied murder of an infant, self harmListen to Mayfair Watchers Society: https://open.spotify.com/show/4cF39z0TJByoJ9cKGWeUk6 TranscriptPatrons corey williams
Ambrose Transylvania: For All The Damn Bloodsuckers
Ambrose Transylvania is an unusual location for the brand, as it is not exclusively a dining establishment, but also a five-star hotel.Listen to The Gospel of Haven: https://open.spotify.com/show/3vcEMggOqLz3OP1ZjSFbW4Content Warnings: Blood, vampires.TranscriptPatrons Qaif, Gman07, Bluefigure, Noah Jones, Neonpresslick, Ian Case, Monomon, Keith Crow, OppositeOfRick, Chocolamo, Jiin, remember that
SCP-6996: "Does The Red Moon Howl?"
There are currently no known methods of limiting SCP-6996's influence. Containment research is of the highest priority. Misinformation campaigns are to discredit any civilian research relating to SCP-6996's emotional effect, denigrating them as pseudoscience.Description: SCP-6996 is the color red.Content Warnings: Foul language, Descriptions of gore and bloody violence, Apocalyptic implicationLis
SCP-5012: "There is No Escape from the Bottomless Pit."
SCP-5012 is an orchard of trees of the Cerasus Subgenus located in the Italian province of South Tyrol, formerly the site of the Casadua Amphitheater. The trees that constitute SCP-5012 are in a continuous cycle of flowering and fruiting, irrespective of soil and meteorological conditions. SCP-5012 has not been observed to experience senescence, and remains in the same form and condition as it had
SCP-2932: "Titania's Prison"
SCP 2932 is a massive, organic structure located within the El Sira Communal Reserve in Peru. Externally, SCP 2932 consists of trees, vines, and other plant-life that has been formed into a large, domed structure.Content Warnings: Mentions of violence and implied genocide.TranscriptPatrons Quentin Riehl, Petschro, Jules Foreman, Don Walden, Daddiobadio, Jake Green, Sokuim, Cassi Rastanis, Lysandra
SCP-1929: "Discoherence"
SCP-1929 was a meteorological phenomenon which occurred throughout the lower Great Plains of America between 1930 and 1938.Content Warnings: Death, natural disasters, death of children, death ofanimals, body horror, hive minds. Listen to Dead Space Deep Cover: https://open.spotify.com/show/5qrqomw5y01BcpaZfRub8H TranscriptPatrons Kineticc, Hanna Mullins, Haunt Pitcher, g3t_r3c7_m8 -, Gooftbd, my
SCP-1155: "Predatory Graffiti"
SCP-1155 manifests as a work of street art/graffiti depicting the form of a humanoid creature with sinewy forelimbs, claw-like hands and the head and feathers of an owl.Content Warnings: Gore, implied harm to children SUPPORT RE FRANKENSTEIN: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/re-frankenstein#/TranscriptPatrons Kvothe, Charles Jones, SODAHAPPY Justin General, candy, I_Hate_Tuesdays, BenBel and Man
SCP-8598: "Sharpshooter"
SCP-8598 is professional wrestler and reality bender Gary Moreno. SCP-8598 performed between 1966 and 1974, beginning in Japan and ending in the burgeoning World Wide Wrestling Federation. Content Warnings: Addiction, brief references to domestic abuse.TranscriptPatrons Pls Read Strawpage (Glitch), Collin Cook, Kordell Schumacher, Jazmine, Danni Edwards, Aryafar, Taylor Allgood, GhostGalaxy808,
SCP-5352: "Absence"
SCP 5352 refers to the abandoned town of Murky Lake, New Mexico– designated Nexus Zero Four.Content Warnings: Violence and gore, ghosts, implied ritual sacrificeTranscriptPatrons Briottney Merfeld, TonedDuck Mr. E, Vinne Liaboe, Kira Russel, Asher Reece, Kolya Sixkiller, Josh, Isaiah Hatt, A Dragon Sitting on it's Hoard of Dice, Akrusus, Mandy the Flapjack Platypus, Austin Billig, and Diana.idkCas
SCP-8151: "Pathos"
SCP-8151 is a standard single-hung 24 inch by 36 inch domestic window. SCP-8151 can manifest in any enclosed, windowless room up to 15 square meters in size. Content Warnings: Natural disaster, supernatural disaster, apocalypse, addiction, death of family members, mentions of of children, pets. Support Mischief: https://www.backerkit.com/c/projects/drimbus/mischief-an-rpg-of-quick-and-clever-mag
SCP-7819: "No Vacancy"
SCP-7819 is a predatory location that manifests along exits of the United States Numbered Highway System in the contiguous United States. SCP-7819 presents as a small roadside hotel or motel always identified by exterior signage as the Rest-Eazy Inn.Content Warnings: Liminal SpacesTranscript: Patrons - June 1 - 10Enrah, DBXJ, Lane Norris, Jason, Dr. Bluestocking, Kyle Bevins, Kevin Crowder, Sam,
SCP-1983: “Doorway to Nowhere”
SCP-1983-1 is a one-story farmhouse in REDACTED County, Wyoming. It was abandoned in 1968after a series of ritual murders, allegedly performed by a "Satanic" cult. Please see capture logs for SCP-REDACTED for further detailsContent Warnings: Gore, body horror, nyctophobia TranscriptPatrons May 21-31Knightshadow822, Robyn Rockjet, t̷h̵e̸r̴e̶ ̷a̸r̷e̶ ̴p̸e̶o̷p̴l̴e̶ ̴i̵n̸ ̶m̴y̶ ̸w̴a̸l̵l̸s̵, Kala Hale
SCP-8320: Seven Hundred Million Wizards
SCP-8320 is a phenomenon globally affecting all domestic cats. Even Biscuit, my adorable British Shorthair was affected. I didn't think anything could ever stop Biscuit. He's so full of energy and so affectionate. But then on the morning of June 4th he turned into this weird old wizard. "Axar the Lackadaisical".Content Warnings: Drug Abuse, home invasion, explosion in public place, gun violence.T
SCP-3010: "Causal Absent Paranoia"
CP-3010 is the anomalous byproduct of a nearly undetectable entity, hereby classified as SCP-3010-1. SCP-3010 is characterized as a sensation of"being watched", similar to that of being intensely stared at or observed unwillingly by another human or sentient being.Content Warnings: Unreality, nyctophobia, scopophobia.TranscriptPatrons May 2-10Joey,, Sebastian Rose, BlazoticPG, Ellie McCartney, Ja
SCP-3198: "Miniature Task Force"
SCP-3198 is the collective designation for Mobile Task Force Lambda-9 ("Big Fucking Guns"). This task force was created to contain Keter-level objects that require deployment of high-yield ordinance in the event of a containment breach. Content Warnings: Gunfire, explosions, violent deaths, and eating bugs.TranscriptPatrons April 25 - May 1Connor McCartneyy, pauu jon, Loren Edens, Nick Miller, Z.
SCP-5404: "Boom Boom Words"
Please- Do not- Make… “boom boom” words… No making of boom-boom words on computers or… not compuiers [muffled explosions]Content Warnings: Death by explosions, lamentations of the bereaved, loss of personal identityTranscriptTranscript 2Patrons April 11-20Joseeph F Eslao, nisselasse1337, Claire Grindle, Norecc, Purple Drain, SCP-1000-Y, Kitsune_Anathema, tntwolfrider, Victoria Valenzuela, Lorena
SCP-6274: “The Burnley Estate”
SCP-6274 is a unique phenomenon affecting hauntings, apparitions, and spectral entities within the grounds of the Burnley Estate.The estate is located in Pollensbee, Mississippi, USA. SCP-6274 causes sudden intensification and subsequent cessation of previously stable spectral activity.Content Warnings: Gore, implied suicide, pregnant mother in distress, mentions of implied slavery/colonialist op
SCP-Y: “Cannibal Mathematics”
SCP-Y is registered as a Class F Infohazard. SCP-Y is the set of all numbers which do not exist. Content Warnings: Descriptions of weird deathTranscript Join our newsletter: https://www.pacificobadiah.com/ Patrons March 22-31Aaron Uhrlaud, Doc, Zesty Zaya, ashlyn, Lipidz_02, Robin G, morlevart, IZabella Brunson, LunarTempest, kingo playz, Nunya Beeswax, Beb Jo, Pasta Banshee, Katrina Chapman, Cyr
SCP-4511: “Swine God”
SCP-4511 is a large mechanical construct resembling a pig located in the basement of Danforth Meatpacking, a disused meat-packing factory in Chicago, USAContent Warnings: Gore, harm to animals (dogs, pigs)Transcript Join our Newsletter at pacificobadiah.com! Patrons March 13-21Special thanks to patron Dall, Samantha Bouwann, Oops, Aaron Hoffman, Rae, Tyler Mayhew, Ryan Bray, Sakurai, Myeisha Mere
Presenting: The Toxic Avenger - Troma Unit
See The Toxic Avenger EXCLUSIVELY in theaters on August 29th. Starring Peter Dinklage, Kevin Bacon, Elijah Wood, Taylour Paige, and Jacob Tremblay. And follow The Toxic Avenger on socials for every glowing green update.https://www.instagram.com/toxicavenger/https://x.com/ToxicAvengerhttps://www.facebook.com/ToxicAvengerhttps://toxicavenger.com/Subscribe to The Toxic Avenger: St. Roma's Village on
SCP-4703: “Perfectly Legal”
SCP-4703 is an independently owned supermarket in Midland, Texas, operating under the name 'Yeah, We're Totally Going to Sell You This'.Content Warnings: Children in danger, hostile architecture, bureaucratic nonsense, body horror, mentions of castrationTranscriptJoin our Newsletter: www.pacificobadiah.com Patrons March 4- 12Special thanks to TheBigDink, SereneSiren, A Cosmic Jellyfish, BJ Drapp,
SCP-8140: “Burial Goods - Part Two”
SCP-8140 is a collection of Daevite artifacts unearthed from the prehistoric ruins of Göbekli Tepe, an ancient settlement in the southeastern region of Anatolia, abandoned circa 8000 BCEContent Warnings: Death of a loved one, descriptions of violent interracial conflict, discussions of genocide, gore and dismemberment, ritualized murder of a helpless slave.Transcript Patrons Feb 15-29 Michael Bon
SCP-8140: “Burial Goods - Part One”
SCP-8140 is a collection of Daevite artifacts unearthed from the prehistoric ruins of Göbekli Tepe, an ancient settlement in the southeastern region of Anatolia, abandoned circa 8000 BCEContent Warnings: Death of a loved one, descriptions of violent interracial conflict, discussions of genocide, gore and dismemberment, ritualized murder of a helpless slave.TranscriptPatronsFeb 1-15 Patrons!Emily
SCP-2845: "The Deer"
The Ethics Committee has formed this special tribunal to discuss long term containment protocols developed by the Order of the Secret Root to contain the entity designated SCP- 2845.Content Warnings: Mentions of the extinction of the human race, implied harm to infant, natural disasters, implied violence against a helpless personTranscriptPatrons Jan 17 – 30!Nicholas Angel, Sanne Koevoets, Adrien
Number's Lie
“Your presence in this department is a little unusual, Miss Jacob, but that's why you're here. We expected you to experience unusual side effects. You're in unexplored territory…”Content Warnings: Mentions of the extinction of the human race, and implied use of memory-altering drugs. TranscriptCheck out Jesse’s new show, “Jesse’s Lockbox Anthology” on Spotify, and Apple Podcasts! Patrons Jan 9 –
SCP-2408: "Orok's Fall"
SCP-2408 designates several anomalies associated with GoI-0432, also known as "the Hunter's Black Lodge"– an anomalous criminal organization and Sarkic cult primarily active in post-Soviet states.Content Warnings: Body Horror, Gore, Cannibalism, Implied Violence Against Minors, Drug Abuse, Mentions of Prostitution, Human Trafficking, and Organized Crime.TranscriptPatronsJan 1 - Jan 8 Patrons!Jaco
Creator Chat w/ Pacific & Eleanor Hyde - World Gone Wrong
Happy Pride!This week Eleanor Hyde (Unwell, World Gone Wrong) and I sit down and talk about horror, queerness, pandemic trauma, and the value of friendship!If you're looking for something to lighten your day, look no further than this podcast! You can check out World Gone Wrong on their website, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify!And if you do check them out, be sure to let them know we say hi :) CreditsM
PRI(DEMON)TH
The sun had barely risen on the Las Vegas strip, and Director House was already regretting waking up. Transcript: Content warnings: comedic references to homophobia, demons This week's Patrons:Jacob Irvin, Richard Martin, Francisco Landaverde, Davywavy221, HautePotato, Daniel Laughlin, Alex Peebels, Rhet Bellamy, OtakuTrash69, and Daniel Davenport. Cast and Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacifi
SCP-3199: "Humans, Refuted"
SCP-3199 is a species of sapient chimera composed of silkie chicken, chimpanzee, stoat, mussel, adder, and human DNA.Transcript: https://app.box.com/file/1718960133109Content warnings: gore/body horror. Implied threat of violence against an infant.PatronsBismarck king of the sea, Michael The Street, Robert, Abdullah Alomani, Matt Farrar, Matthew Kugler, NukaOoze, Joshua Honeycutt, Kimani Kennedy,
SCP-4548: "The Hateful Star"
SCP-4548 is a green star that appears in the night sky. It is a memetic, cosmological phenomenon with adverse effects on human cognition.Content warnings: Paranoia, Isolation, Discussions of mental health, implied self harm. Patrons:James King, Patra Philips, Joakim Deraas Haugen, Nathan Jeuch, Wesh, Mr. Tea, Mrlagalot, Thomas Crow, Shannan Evans, the racoon and the lamb, Jacob Rigoberto, Operat
SCP-6819: "Bioluminesence"
SCP-6819 is a phenomenon occurring on highways in the United States Numbered Highway System in the contiguous United States.Content warnings: Body horror, gore, medical assistance in dying, implied gun violence, car crashes, animal death. TranscriptSupport REDACTED! Cast and CrewSCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz.SCP-6819 was written by RounderhouseScript is by Kevin Whitlo
SCP-3280: "After The Storm"
It is a dark and stormy night.Content warnings: Body horror, gore, thalassophobia/aquaphobiaTranscript:Patrons: Maya Escobedo, SweetSatan, cipher law, Mylen Chowning, Evelyn Schmidt, Silas Cobb, atilla, Storm, OllieOatMeal, Andy Northcutt, Cheyenne Schuenemann, Brandon Lind, Cattatonix, Dieter Gschmeidler and WhoWhoo! Cast and Crew-SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz.SCP-328
SCP-1919: "The Hotel of Duplicates
UPDATE 5/2/2025: This episode originally uploaded with some glitched audio resulting in extremely high pitched noises. The episode has been modified to tone this down.Time stamps for noise warnings:8:45-9:00, 15:44-16:15, 16:48-17:15, 21:04-22:24 SCP-1919 is an early 19th-century mansion in [REDACTED], which was converted into a hotel in the early 20th century and later abandoned.Content Warnings:
SCP-2774: "The Slow Burn Sloth"
SCP-2774 is an unidentified cognitohazardous humanoid, believed to be wearing a sloth costume.Content Warnings: Suicidal Ideation, Involuntary Euthanasia, HelplessnessTranscript Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz.SCP-2774 was written by MoohabScript by Kevin WhitlockNarrator - Jon GrilzDr. Chung- Elissa ParkSubject 0886 - Russ MoreSubject 7444 - Kale BrownSu
SCP-5758: "The Moth Tide"
SCP-5758 is the collective designation for the phenomena and entities surrounding Theban Tomb TT1471 and the modern Cult of Khonsu.Content Warnings: Mentions of sexual activity, ritual sacrifice, insects/decay.Transcript Vote for Dead Space: Deep Cover in the Webbys! https://vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting#/2025/podcasts/features/original-music-score-sound-designPatronsNovember 19-28 Patrons!M
SCP-3066: "Absurdity"
SCP-3066 is a small log cabin in Linville Gorge, North Carolina. It is dilapidated and appears to have been abandoned in 1937. Content Warnings: Body Horror, Loss of Bodily Autonomy, Betrayal.Transcript.Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon GrilzSCP-3066 was written by BentuScript by Kevin WhitlockNarrator- Jon GrilzBeta-Actual- Kayla TemshivCommand- Russ MoreBeta-2- Bo
SCP-7545: “The Dying of the Wolf”
SCP-7545 is Sanctum Eleven, an underground bunker complex located in [REDACTED] and privately owned by O5-11 from 1919 up until his death in 1998...Content Warnings: Suicide, bereavement, mentions of wartime violence, and mentions of systemic injustice.TranscriptPatronsNovember 11-18 Patrons!Director Isaak Uriarte, Tyler Noder, H Bomb, Katie Smith, FortyOneVultures, Dominick Smothers, Zerkus_Circ
SCP-0001-J: "World's Best Boss"
Happy April Fools day. SCP-0001-J is the anomalously large ego of the Administrator of the SCP Foundation. No larger ego has been recorded in history, and his ego is in direct contrast to his intelligence.Content warnings: Gore, Nuclear ArmageddonTranscript:Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon GrilzSCP-0001-j was written by AwhRyan and HikarinuScript by Daisy McNamaraNa
SCP-1859: “Life Over Geological Time”
SCP-1859 is a temporal anomaly in the center of a massive underground cavern roughly 238 km in diameter. The chamber is located in [DATA REDACTED], several kilometers below the surface. Time passes more quickly with proximity to the epicenter…Content Warnings: N/A TranscriptPatronsNovember Patrons!Rainy Daye, Chase P, Thierry Ullmann, Mister Sausko, Danny Smith, T0astedRats, Felix, Patrick H, Jay
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