Deeply Unwell
Deeply Unwell is a comedy podcast hosted by two friends, Corinne Hamilton and Jordan Volness, who joke about living through chaotic times while refusing to stop complaining. The show blends personal stories, dark humor, and unfiltered commentary on modern life. Exclusive video episodes are available through their Patreon.
Episodes
My Plastic Surgeon's Dead
What's up butt munchers, the girls are back??? Jordan was in a good mood for once and agreed to record a pod so enjoy THAT! Today the girls are talking about some real shit like sex addiction, misogynistic mothers, suing the estate of a dead surgeon, and how much it would cost to never speak to each other again. Jordan has Hobbit feet and Connie's hair keeps falling out.
It's Definitely Vascular
America's two leading bed bugs wrestle with misogyny, sun damage, knife play in the park, and so much more. Is Addison bringing hope in the same way Obama did in 2008? Which album is THE Lana album? And most importantly, can a woman really save a man if her hands are freezing? Like food crumbs in a top sheet, the answers will come to the surface eventually.SUBSCRIBE TO OUR YOUTUBE FOR VIDEO CONTEN
You're the Monster Under Your Brother's Bed
The girls go back to where it all began, The Heartland. Ex boyfriends; football cheese; gaining it back; uber drivers; AI pornography and of course: a Fourth-of-July-vlog with the spirit of Emma Chamberlain and directorial proclivities of Michael Haneke (found on the official Deeply Unwell Youtube channel).Rot in bed with us this week on America's literal #1 podcast, Deeply Unwell.Subscribe to our
That's Her Bra Now
Big screen and small screen talk; losing panties to lovers; effing ugly guys; doing your big one. The girls are locking in, and podcasting with professional proclivities now. This one is an existential doozy.Subscribe to our Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@DeeplyUnwell
Cold Smoked Mackerel Fishes
Seafood chat; new hair; Italian love; the noises from upstairs; international relations; so much more. Climb into this electronic bed with the girls and get to the bottom of it all while Corinne puts on concealer. Now everybody say, “thank you Source!” Subscribe to our Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@DeeplyUnwell
Lolita Barista at the Underground Starbucks
Not topping anymore; Mandarine oranges are supposed to stay good forever but then maybe are a little dry; The extreme male brain and how it affects television; Visiting urban understaffed hospitals because you've been too deeply indoctrinated by health culture; Second base with a robot; Regrowing a limb; How is weather happening? The girls exhaust themselves with a wide array of issues.Subscribe t
A Girl and Her Friend
The girls are back on the airwaves discussing their move to New York City, loves lost, a breakup that never happened, and musing on something called "The Funnies". Things are better than ever, so climb into bed with the prettiest girl in the world and her hilarious friend on this return episode of Deeply Unwell.Subscribe to our Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@DeeplyUnwell
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The girls are back... or are they?
Gilead Is Here
This week the girls continued their discussion on the environmental impacts of the train derailments, talked about trans legislation, how stupid America(ns) is (are), DWOLLZ vs Sad Lana Dolls, Selena and Haillee Beiber drama, listener write-ins, and Connie tells an insane breakup story.
Bullet or Lobotomy
This week the girls discuss an IRL episode of Portlandia that they witnessed at the doctors office, Dylan Mulvaney's face reveal, their newfound love for tennis, and the realization that being trans was in fact just a phase
WINTER LOVELINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This week the girls discuss their ins and outs of 2023, why men want women to be men, why people think Britney is dead, Andrew Tate's arrest and answer your burning questions on the WINTER LOVELINE!!! Bowww bapabowbowwwww!!!
Ball-N-Semen Saga Oat Cooch-Tore Part 1
The girls are back and they're messier than ever. Welcome back to season 2 of Deeply Unwell. In part one of this episode the girls talk about their sexcapades, new traumas, Dylan Mulvaney, and more. Head to the Deeply Unwell Patreon for part two where we get into all things Balenciaga, Nikita Dragun's arrest, the afterlife, and houseless people!
The Dolls are GOOPed
This week the gals chat about a whole lotta nothin'; government cheese caves, Connie's experimental medicine in Mexico, Pig's general disinterest in fashion, forced lactation, hormones, ADHD hacking, PAPER Magazine shutting down. and moving back to Los Angeles.
Tranorexia Nervosa
This week the girls talk about Piggy entering a new manic depressive slut era (again), Connie's upcoming travels to Europe, the importance of growing your own food, and the return of pro ana to mainstream culture.
Stop Being Poor
This week the DOLLZ chat about piggy being de-platformed by blue haired fascists for telling the truth, how they became beautiful rich white women, and Armie Hammer's sick twisted family.
SUMMER LOVELINE
WEEEEEE WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It All Started With A Leg Avenue Dress...
This week the dolls talk about the Slut Revolution, Piggy's simulated SA, Connie contracting covid, plans for the future, enby retardation, AOC faking her arrest and more.
It Only Takes 144,000
This week the girls have a therapy session for Jordan about her LA Nostalgia, talk about Corinne’s Missed Connections boyfriend, and take a deep dive into CERN timeline jumping conspiracies and the state of the world in the year 2060 as prophesied through remote viewing by pioneer in consciousness research, Stephen A Schwartz. Also a bunch of celeb gossip.
Trans As Folx with Jesse James Keitel
This week the girls are joined by friend of the pod and star of the new Queer As Folk reboot Jesse James Keitel to gossip and get the inside scoop about her experiences as an actress and writer as a trans woman in the industry.
Why Are Men?
This week the girls finally discuss Matt Walshes stupid documentary "What Is A Woman", scientists taking screenshots of your dreams, Drake's new House album, and the obsession and fetishization of early transition stage femme bodies
The Twinks Are Tucking (Part 1)
This week the girls are joined by friend of the pod Justus Robinson to discuss their first Ren Fair experience, Blair White and Buck Ange'ls opinions surrounding trans medical care for kids, Johnny Depp v Amber Heard trial outcome, twinks appropriating the female form, and Corinne's narcissistic personality disorder as diagnosed by us. Listen to Part 2 only on Patreon at patreon.com/deeplyunwell
Succ-ur-bi Boyfriend
This week the dolls chat about Kim K eating poop to stay immortal, camping, the problem with America's male population in relation to gun violence, gay pride, Monkeypox, and paying the experts for their knowledge.
The Thrill Of The Risk; Keep Your Kink At Home
This week the girls gab about "The Fish Monger", the impending recession, the liberal agenda that is craigslist missed connections, and the "Kravis" wedding in Portofino. Ciao Bella!
My Best Friend Came On A Leaf
This week the girls explain their almost three week hiatus, talk about Tik Tok cross dressin' lot lizards, ponytail facelifts aka the new BBL's, shitty reality TV, and Jordan's first mushroom trip... among other things.
LOVELINE Episode #1 Of Many To Cum
This week the girls take calls for Deeply Unwell's first ever LOVELINE episode!
Trans Day of Invisibility
This week the gorls talk about f@g5 stealing doll coin, trainee client horror stories (tw: poop), they/thems, chasers doing the bare minimum, and "the slap" seen round' the world.
Get Off Ur Ass And WERK Diva
This week the girls discuss Corinne's "stolen" car, defend Kim Kardashian's work ethic, banning trans athletes, hot 15 year olds, and touch on the impending apocalypse brought on by the anti-christ as prophesied by Nostradamus.
Thanks For Listening But PLEASE Leave Us Alone
The girls talk about parasocial relationships, becoming an it-girl, ghosting, and craigslist personals re: houseboys.
Parasocial Activity with Psychic Medium Elisabeth Lambos
This week the girls are joined by dear friend and intuitive medium Elisabeth Lambos to talk about her experiences with the paranormal. We also chat about the phenomenon of the micro celebrity, parasocial relationships, the inevitable impending presidency of Kim Kardashian, and the self-sensationalization of baby egg trainees on social media performing for the cis-gaze. Special appearances from fr
Ruth's Chris: Looking For S On Walkie Talkies
The girls are back in New York, and they're dishing on post trip hookups, sexy locksmiths, the evils of man, and Connie got a new shade button misuse,
Beans On Toast Gone Mad
This week the girls talk about their trip to London, Electra // Persona, intrusive thoughts about death, Connie's Funnies, sharking, Celine Dion, blonde racism, and more. A toot allure!
Genital Nerfing: Jesus Lived in India
When the world need them most... they disappeared. The masters of all four elements are back... with a vengeance-- for the Greek, for the French, and for the tech bros of Silcone Valley and the White Nationalists of Pooptenshtooben. The girls recap their respective year and shoot the shit Parisienne style... Get into it Putain! Go ahead and push out for me? Love ya!
Did You Know That There's A Network Of Serial Killers Under Ocean Blvd
This week the girls got high as hell and talked about stupid shit like Dylan Mulvaney being on a beer can, the black rock world order, a network of serial killers in America killing gay men, a global cabal controlling the media, Costco apartments, and a bunch of other stuff. Piggy is now taking applications for a big strong black man to be her gym boyfriend and Connie is weaving in and out of psyc
2 Girls 1 Blunt
This week the girls decided to lighten things up by smoking a joint and answering your burning questions. No gay depressing news this week. Just silly silly girly things.
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