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Talkin’ Schmitt

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Brittany Schmitt 46 episodes Nov 9, 2026

Talkin' Schmitt is a weekly personal podcast hosted by comedian Brittany Schmitt, in which she talks through her adventures and the ups and downs of everyday life. Framed as a chat with a best friend (or a sworn nemesis), each episode mixes stories, humor and honest debriefs about whatever she has been up to. The tone is casual and comedic, with Brittany laughing through the pain of being alive and offering encouragement to listeners who need to hang on for just one more day. The show is distributed independently and supported through her Patreon membership.

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Ep 50 - Hi Besties, We’re fighting the good fight Nov 9, 2026 52:05 Britt gives you Louie updates, talks about how she wants to be saved and is sick of being independent.Sub the Patreon for the real tea:) Love you besties!https://www.patreon.com/brittanyschmittBUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/ Code: BRITT

Ep 49 - Doggie-Gate pt. 2 ft. Brittany Furlan Nov 2, 2026 1:02:41 The familiar duo get back together to discuss the absolute mayhem that was Louie’s adoption, how this year can’t get any worse and how we’re just gonna mind our business from here on out

Ep 48 - HI BESTIES, welcome to doggie-gate Oct 26, 2026 42:38 Brittany talks about her dog that a woman surrendered to her and is now trying to take back, the meta privacy fine and Airbnb’s new policies

Ep 47 - Me and My Friend Claudia Oct 19, 2026 1:15:28 Britt’s real life Bestie Claudia joins her to talk about how she keeps calm, moves on from setbacks with ease and the time she knew Britt mayyybe had a drinking problem.Sub the Patreon for the real tea:)Love you besties! https://www.patreon.com/brittanyschmittBUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/Code: BRITT

Ep 46 - Me and My Friend Oscar Aydin Oct 12, 2026 55:27 This week I am joined by my friend and comic Oscar Aydin.

Ep 45 - Me and My Friend Bre Tiesi Oct 5, 2026 54:07 Bre sits down to talks about her general lack of emotions, Brittany shoots her shot at Bre’s hot dad, Bre chats about her new show with Nick and how the sh*t’s about to hit the fan

Ep 44 - It’s Me & My Friend Nick Smith Sep 28, 2026 1:00:57 Nick joins Britt to talk about how we fuc*ed up on the Free Britney movement, his Taco Bell addiction and his long list of ‘no’s’ in dating

Ep 43 - Hey Besties, The Wrong Man Makes You Ugly Sep 21, 2026 1:03:19 Brittany talks about how a homeless man almost shit on her foot, she went for a walk with the hottest man alive and how being with the wrong man makes you ugly BUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/ Code: BRITTDon’t forget to sub the Patreon

Ep 42 - Hey Besties! The End is Near Sep 14, 2026 52:34 Britt talks about 9/11 and how that’s how she found out her mom had a side piece at the pentagon, how AI is gonna fu*k us & the end is nearSub the Patreon for the real tea:) Love you besties! https://www.patreon.com/brittanyschmitt

Ep 41 - It’s Me & My Friend Alexis Haines Again Sep 7, 2026 1:18:07 Sub the Patreon for the real tea:) Love you besties! https://www.patreon.com/brittanyschmitt BUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/ Code: BRITT

Ep 40 - It's Me and my friend Matt LeGrande Aug 31, 2026 1:02:05 Comedian and friend Matt LeGrande sits down with Britt to talk about sobriety, the shame of asking others for help making your dreams come true and so much more. Pls donate to his film fund & enjoy the episode https://seedandspark.com/fund/anonshortfilm#story

Ep 38 - It’s Me and My Friend Justin Martindale Aug 17, 2026 1:08:28 Justin joins Britt fresh from LA to talk the *nastiest* shit - lots had to go to Patreon bc the tea is just too hot. They talk about hacky comedy, the impending coastal grandmother aesthetic and a whole lot more. You’re gonna wanna sub the Patreon this week!

Ep 37 - It’s Me & My Friend Chloe LeBranch Aug 10, 2026 53:33 Chloe sits down to talk to Britt about how she’s back with her ex she talked sh*t about, growing up with 7 siblings and more. Sub the Patreon for the real tea:) Love you besties!https://www.patreon.com/brittanyschmitt BUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/Code: BRITT HAPPY CAPS: https://www.happycapswellness.com/Password: Goodhealth Code:HCW20

Ep 36 - It’s Me and My Friend Taylor Aug 3, 2026 57:24 Taylor Lanore from Lanore Fine Jewelry sits down to talk to Britt about leaving corporate to make jewelry, her meet cute in NYC with her current beau and the diamond industry and everything you need to know about it! Follow her at @lanorefinejewlelryEpisode brought to you by BurBur hair oil. Use code Britt for 15% off your first order at BurBur.com

Ep 35 - Hi Besties, It’s Me & Pops Jul 28, 2026 1:12:34 Britt sits down with her bestie (pops) from Hell (Florida). They have a candid chat about him growing up in a family of 12, his views on life and funny stories from his childhood. Sub the Patreon for the real tea:)Love you besties!https://www.patreon.com/brittanyschmittBUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/Code: BRITTHAPPY CAPS: https://www.happycapswellness.com/Password: GoodhealthCode:HCW20

Ep 34 - Me & My Friend Dicey Again Jul 20, 2026 1:15:38 sorry for the bad audio besties. we will have it fixed next time.Sub the Patreon for the real tea:) Love you besties!https://www.patreon.com/brittanyschmittBUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/Code: BRITT HAPPY CAPS: https://www.happycapswellness.com/Password: GoodhealthCode:HCW20

Ep 33 - Hi, It’s Me & My Friend Emma Jul 13, 2026 1:11:18 Sub the Patreon for the real tea:) Love you besties!https://www.patreon.com/brittanyschmittBUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/Code: BRITTHAPPY CAPS: https://www.happycapswellness.com/Password: GoodhealthCode:HCW20

Ep 32 - Hi, It’s Me & My Friend Dicey Jul 6, 2026 1:01:25 Dicey sits down with Brittany to chop it up about how growing up sucks, healing is very annoying, and they roast each other, with love.Follow Dicey @diceyapprovedSub the Patreon!Love you besties!https://www.patreon.com/brittanyschmittBUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/Code: BRITT HAPPY CAPS: https://www.happycapswellness.com/Password: GoodhealthCode:HCW20

Ep 31 - Hi Besties, We’re Going to France! Jun 29, 2026 1:00:48 Britt chats you up about her impending trip to the South of France, how sometimes you have to be the villain in other people’s story, and the synchronicity since moving from New York Sub the Patreon for the real tea:)Love you besties!https://www.patreon.com/brittanyschmittBUR BUR HAIR CARE:https://burbur.com/Code: BRITTHAPPY CAPS:https://www.happycapswellness.com/Password: GoodhealthCode:HCW20

Ep 30 - Hi, It’s Me & My Friend Ali Kolbert (Again) Jun 22, 2026 1:21:23 Ali sits down with Britt to play We’re Not Really Strangers, talk about how romantic love isn’t the end all be all and stop sharing her location with Brittany in real time. Sub the Patreon for the real teahttps://www.patreon.com/brittanyschmittBUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/Code: BRITTHAPPY CAPS: https://www.happycapswellness.com/Password: Goodhealth Code:HCW20

Ep 29 - Hi Besties, We Live in NYC! Jun 15, 2026 1:15:41 his episode Britt dives into the move, the heartbreak and the hope in all of it. Join the Patreon for the real tea :)Please subscribe to the Patreon to support the show. Love you besties!https://www.patreon.com/brittanyschmittBUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/ Code: BRITTHAPPY CAPS: https://www.happycapswellness.com/Password: Goodhealth Code:HCW20

Ep 28 - Hi It’s Me and My Friend Charlotte McKinney Jun 8, 2026 1:14:17 Charlotte sits down with Britt to talk about the blessings in a breakup, career redirection and sobriety.Follow Charlotte at @charlottemckinneyPlease subscribe to the Patreon to support the show. Love you besties!https://www.patreon.com/brittanyschmittBUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/ Code: BRITTHAPPY CAPS: https://www.happycapswellness.com/Password: Goodhealth Code:HCW20

Ep 27 - Hi, It’s Me & My Friend Shawn Breathwaite Jun 1, 2026 1:18:51 Hi, It’s Me & My Friend Shawn Breathwaite On this week’s episode Britt’s astrologer gives her a big, fat “I told you so” regarding her compatibility with her ex, talks about his new book ‘Unbreakable’ which explores healthy communication within relationships and they break down Astrological gangbanging.Get his book on Amazon https://a.co/d/05FBYFEfPlease subscribe to the Patreon to support the

Ep 26 - Hi, We’re Single & Moving to New York! May 25, 2026 1:00:34 Brittany spills about her recent breakup, how bad things always get better and dives into BadvicePlease subscribe to the Patreon to support the show.Love you besties!BUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/Code: BRITT HAPPY CAPS: https://www.happycapswellness.com/Password: GoodhealthCode:HCW20

Ep 25 - Hi Besties, Should We Move? May 18, 2026 57:13 Britt’s back talking about (possibly!) moving to New York, not aligning with Palm Beach and a piping hot Badvice segment. Subscribe to the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/cw/brittanyschmitt/membership

Ep 24 - Hi, Let’s Keep on Truckin’, Shall We? May 11, 2026 1:12:50 This weeks episode discusses time with family, how annoying Mother’s Day is for the motherless and closing thoughts and reflections on the design disaster. Please subscribe to the Patreon to support the show. Love you besties!BUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/Code: BRITT HAPPY CAPS: https://www.happycapswellness.com/Password: GoodhealthCode:HCW20

Ep 23 - Hi, It’s Me Hanging On By a Thread May 6, 2026 1:10:21 Hi Besties, this week we talk about how we can all be pettier, the skincare products I’m loving recently, and how we’re all barely hanging on by a thread.

Ep 22 - Hi Besties, We Lost Biggie, But Not Each Other Apr 27, 2026 1:25:21 Hi Besties, We Lost Biggie, But Not Each Other A heart wrenching episode where Brittany talks about the loss of her best friend, Biggie Smalls. She talks about soul contracts, gives you some tea on creepy ass Eric Swalwell, bawls about Biggie and digs deeper into the Art of Detachment. Followed by: Week one of "The Artist's Way"BUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/Code: BRITTHAPPY CAPS: https://w

Ep 21 - Life Keeps Life-ing Apr 20, 2026 1:26:04 Life is tough but F it we ball.BUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/ Code: BRITTFollow Brittany on instagram: @brittanyschmittSee Brittany on Tour: https://www.brittanyschmitt.com/shows

Ep 20 - Hi, It's me and my friend Dr. Eric W. Anderson Apr 13, 2026 56:19 BUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/Code: BRITT Follow Brittany on instagram: @brittanyschmittSee Brittany on Tour: https://www.brittanyschmitt.com/shows

Ep 18 - Hi, It’s Me & My Friend Shapel Lacey Mar 30, 2026 1:04:28 Comedian and podcaster Shapel Lacey sits down to talk about complicated family dynamics, forgiving people who hurt you, triggers for anger & how he’s backed off on his road rage. Follow him @shapellacey on TikTok and instagram

Ep 17 - Hi, It’s Me & My Friend Ashley Hesseltine Mar 23, 2026 1:10:34 This week Britt sits down with podcaster and friend, Ashley Hesseltine. They talk about the importance of a prenup, the comedown after a wedding and the importance of speaking highly of the ones you love. Enjoy!BUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/ Code: BRITTFollow Brittany on instagram: @brittanyschmittSee Brittany on Tour: https://www.brittanyschmitt.com/shows

Ep 16 - Hi, It’s Me & My Friend Tara Cannistraci Mar 16, 2026 54:58 Comedian and podcaster, Tara Cannistraci sits down to talk about her favorite cosmetic procedures/skincare, revisits her past as a school counselor and talks about the trials and tribulations of comedy. Follow her on social media @tarajokesFollow Brittany on instagram: @brittanyschmittSee Brittany on Tour: https://www.brittanyschmitt.com/shows

Ep 15 - Hi, It’s Me and My Mental Illness Mar 9, 2026 49:44 Hi besties, we’re back this week going absolutely bananas. Britt dives so far into the Epstein files she makes herself sick, spills some tea about the living situation and declares positively she’s not a girl’s girl. This episode’s dichotomy of wrath and healing will make your head spin.BUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/Code: BRITT

EP 14 - Hi, We’re On the Mend Mar 2, 2026 53:25 Hi besties, Brittany sits down this week to give you an update on life. She talks about the power of gratitude lists, trying to make new friends and how she’s actually not that good of a person. We’re all just doing our best! Enjoy! Follow Brittany on instagram: @brittanyschmittSee Brittany on Tour: https://www.brittanyschmitt.com/showsBUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/Code: BRITTON THE LAM MI

Ep 13 - Hi, Everything is Bad Feb 23, 2026 26:02 Hi guys! A short episode for you this week, so sorry. The move went horribly wrong, Brittany is podcasting from an attic in Wisconsin and dealing with some *drama* as well as being sick. Just a quick lil catch up for the besties. One day at a time over here!Follow Brittany on instagram: @brittanyschmittSee Brittany on Tour: https://www.brittanyschmitt.com/showsBUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com

Ep 12 - Goodbye, LA! Feb 16, 2026 56:12 Britt sits down solo to walk you through her journey in LA, the ways this city has witnessed her change and the way the love she’s found here has shaped her as she prepares for goodbye. Her and Mike chop it up. It’s not goodbye, it’s see ya later.BUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/Code: BRITTON THE LAM MINI RANCH & GARDENS: https://alifeonthelam.com/Code: BRITTLUVS10

Ep 11 - Hi, It’s Me & My Friend Ali Kolbert Feb 9, 2026 1:04:40 Follow Brittany on instagram: @brittanyschmittSee Brittany on Tour: https://www.brittanyschmitt.com/showsBUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/Code: BRITTON THE LAM MINI RANCH & GARDENS: https://alifeonthelam.com/Code: BRITTLUVS10

Ep 10 - Hi, It’s Me & My Friend Gabby Lamb Feb 2, 2026 1:10:30 Comedian and podcaster (Tea Time) sits down with Brittany to chat about being medicated, skincare procedures, dark tourism and the human psyche as a whole.Follow Gabby on IG & TikTok @gabbylambyFollow Brittany on instagram: @brittanyschmittSee Brittany on Tour: https://www.brittanyschmitt.com/showsBUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/Code: BRITTON THE LAM MINI RANCH & GARDENS: https://ali

Ep 9 - Hi, It’s Me and My Friend Craig Conant Jan 26, 2026 50:20 Welcome back besties, this week we sit down with Craig Conant to talk about patience in the process, spiritual healing through plant medicine and imperfect sobriety.Follow Craig on all platforms at @criagpconantFollow Brittany on instagram: @brittanyschmittSee Brittany on Tour: https://www.brittanyschmitt.com/showsBUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/Code: BRITTON THE LAM MINI RANCH & GARDENS

Ep 8 - Hi, It’s Me and My Friend Eddie Pepitone Jan 20, 2026 57:37 Comedian Eddie Pepitone sits down to chat about whether or not money makes you happier, the demons in our heads and the bumpy ride of comedy. Please go watch his special https://youtu.be/9J4h6UCYbh4Follow Brittany on instagram: @brittanyschmittSee Brittany on Tour: https://www.brittanyschmitt.com/showsBUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/Code: BRITTON THE LAM MINI RANCH & GARDENS: https://ali

Ep 7 - Hi, It’s Me & My Friend Alexis Haines Jan 12, 2026 1:19:53 Follow Brittany on instagram: @brittanyschmittSee Brittany on Tour: https://www.brittanyschmitt.com/showsBUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/Code: BRITTON THE LAM MINI RANCH & GARDENS: https://alifeonthelam.com/Code: BRITTLUVS10

Ep 6 - Hi, It’s Me & My Friend Rayna Greenberg Jan 5, 2026 1:05:32 Comedian & podcaster Rayna Greenberg joins us to ring in the new year discussing how her dating disasters led her to launch a comedy tour, how we probably shouldn’t trust girl’s girls and why Gen Z is so stressed out.Follow her on IG @Rayna.Greenberg Follow Brittany on instagram: @brittanyschmitt See Brittany on Tour: https://www.brittanyschmitt.com/shows

Ep 5 - Hi, It’s Me & My Friend Frankie Quiñones Dec 29, 2025 1:32:12 Hey besties, this episode Britt backtracks slightly - sorry! She talks about the reality of her move, books to read and badvice before having on actor/comedian Frankie Quiñones to talk candidly about the chaos of addiction, the path to recovery and shooting his first special. Please enjoy this candid conversation between friends.Follow Brittany on instagram: @brittanyschmittSee Brittany on Tour: h

Ep 4 - Hi, Happy Ho-Ho-Holidays! Dec 22, 2025 1:01:57 Britt brings you some holiday sneer, gives you an update on her special, a little advice from her therapist and a warm send off into the holidays! Follow Brittany on instagram: @brittanyschmittSee Brittany on Tour: https://www.brittanyschmitt.com/showsBUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/Code: BRITTON THE LAM MINI RANCH & GARDENS: https://alifeonthelam.com/Code: BRITTLUVS10

Ep 3 - Hi, Real Quick: Is Italy a Dump? Ft. Stasia Patwell Dec 15, 2025 1:01:34 Brittany went on a Murphy’s Law of a trip to Italy (categorically not a dump, but everything that could go wrong, did). Her personal trianer and wellness mindset coach, Stasia Patwell, joins her to talk about living a more empowered life and how working out isn’t a perfect process. Progress not perfection, baby. Enjoy!Follow Brittany on instagram: @brittanyschmittSee Brittany on Tour: https://www.

Ep 2 - Hi, It’s Me & My Friend Andrew Santino Dec 8, 2025 1:12:23 Comedian, actor & podcaster Andrew Santino joins Britt to chop it up about Thanksgiving & how turkey actually sucks & a big secret slips out (!) — follow andrew @cheetosantino and go to a show! www.Andrewsantino.comFollow Brittany on instagram: @brittanyschmittSee Brittany on Tour: https://www.brittanyschmitt.com/showsBUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/Code: BRITTON THE LAM MINI RAN

Ep 1 - Hi, I missed you Dec 1, 2025 1:06:40 Brittany catches you up on a hectic summer, gives you the tea from relationship updates to family updates and more. Dive in & enjoy.Follow Brittany on Instagram: @brittanyschmittSee Brittany on Tour: https://www.brittanyschmitt.com/showsBUR BUR HAIR CARE: https://burbur.com/ Code: BRITTON THE LAM MINI RANCH & GARDENS: https://alifeonthelam.com/ Code: BRITTLUVS10

Welcome to Talkin' Schmitt Oct 28, 2025 0:42 Welcome to Talkin' Schmitt. Brittany Schmitt's Podcast coming soon.Follow on socials:@brittanyschmittBrittant Schmitt's Official Youtube Channel:www.youtube.com/@BrittanySchmittComedy

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