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ALIEN THEORISTS THEORIZING

ALIEN THEORISTS THEORIZING

Big Theory Podcasts 545 Episodes Aug 17, 2026

Join The Alien Theorists as they wade through the BS and get inspired by the possibilities. An open-minded comedy podcast discussing: Space exploration, the UFO and ET phenomenon, cold case mysteries, cryptozoology, and anything else in the world of the weird.

Episodes

Trenches, Tranches, and the Singularity | PH 53
Trenches, Tranches, and the Singularity | PH 53 Aug 17, 2026 4380 The boys are finally back in the same room after a summer of wildfires, vacations, and triathlon training got in the way. Zel recaps his race getting cancelled (not for the smoke, allegedly) right as a new fire broke out near Summerland, BC — which somehow leads to a deep dive on 150 years of fire suppression, "super fires," and who's really to blame for the haze rolling up from Washin
Guy Fieri Didn't Swallow | PH 52
Guy Fieri Didn't Swallow | PH 52 Aug 10, 2026 4152 Zel no-shows for a "surprise" camping trip, Spider-Man: Brand New Day gets three spideys out of three, and the boys go deep on the Guy Fieri swallowing conspiracy. From there it's COINTELPRO and hip-hop, El Grande Americano stealing the show in Lucha, Conor McGregor's comeback odds, and a very detailed Coke Zero customer service complaint. Plus: kids, YouTube algorithms gone wrong,
UFO Crash Retrievals | Case File 385
UFO Crash Retrievals | Case File 385 Aug 3, 2026 3899 For decades, the idea of intact extraterrestrial craft hidden in subterranean military vaults was relegated to the fringes of science fiction and late-night radio. But in recent years, those wild whispers crossed the threshold into congressional committee rooms. A wave of high-ranking whistleblowers—former intelligence officers, defense officials, and decorated veterans—have stepped forward under
Smoke Screens, Super Pigs & the Denzel Doctrine | PH 51
Smoke Screens, Super Pigs & the Denzel Doctrine | PH 51 Jul 27, 2026 4223 The boys are scattered, the internet's garbage, and Zell's nowhere to be found — but that won't stop a full power hour of unfiltered tangents. Wildfire smoke gets reverse-engineered into a UFO cover story (and a possible Bigfoot fire-starting conspiracy), JD Vance squirms on Rogan, Braden plots a mayoral run against a guy named Kermit, AM radio gets buried, and the trio settles once an
New UAP File Drops, the Tyler Robinson Prelim Fallout & James Franco's Alien Problem | PH 50
New UAP File Drops, the Tyler Robinson Prelim Fallout & James Franco's Alien Problem | PH 50 Jul 20, 2026 3295 It's a stripped-down Power Hour edition of the show — no Mongoose, just Braden, Dan, and Zel riffing through a stacked news week. The Department of War just dropped a fourth tranche of UAP footage straight from the White House site, and the Theorists break down the new star-shaped IR anomaly, a possible mid-frame near-collision, and why "official government disclosure" might just be th
The Khara-Hora Shaft | Case File 384
The Khara-Hora Shaft | Case File 384 Jul 13, 2026 3605 High in the North Caucasus mountains of Kabardino-Balkaria, a landslide once tore open a hole no wider than a dinner plate — and what lay beneath it defied every explanation the men who found it could offer. A narrow shaft plunges forty meters through solid rock, its walls polished smooth and fitted with two-hundred-ton blocks locked together so precisely that not even a blade can slide between th
Jacko The Ape Boy | ATT Confidential
Jacko The Ape Boy | ATT Confidential Jul 6, 2026 2724 n 1884, a British Columbia newspaper reported that railway workers had captured a four-foot-tall, ape-like creature near Yale, BC — they called him Jacko. This week, the Theorists dig into one of Canada's oldest and strangest cryptid cases: a supposed juvenile sasquatch caged and put on public display over a century before Bigfoot became a household name. Was Jacko a genuine cryptozoological d
The Death of Charlie Kirk | Case File 383
The Death of Charlie Kirk | Case File 383 Jun 29, 2026 6965 On a bright September afternoon in 2025, a 31-year-old activist stepped onto a stage in front of three thousand people at Utah Valley University — and into the sightline of a gunman perched on a rooftop more than a hundred yards away. A single shot cracked across the Orem campus, and one of the most polarizing voices in modern American politics was gone before the crowd even understood what they h
The Deaths on Aconagua | Case File 382
The Deaths on Aconagua | Case File 382 Jun 22, 2026 4765 In the thin, freezing air of January 1973, an elite eight-member expedition set out to conquer the highest peak in the Western Hemisphere. But what was meant to be a triumph of endurance quickly spiraled into one of the most harrowing and heavily debated tragedies in mountaineering history. Ambushed by a ferocious, sudden storm near the summit, the team fractured under the pressure of extreme alti
The Great Cryptid State Debate | Case File 381
The Great Cryptid State Debate | Case File 381 Jun 15, 2026 3994 Across the vast expanse of the American landscape, every region guards its own local nightmares. From the dense, pine-scented woods of New Jersey to the muddy, mist-shrouded banks of the Ohio River, communities have long shared encounters with creatures that defy the laws of biology. But these aren't just campfire stories anymore. In a fascinating intersection of folklore and local pride, a gr
Return to Plum Island, The Lonestar Tick | Case File 380
Return to Plum Island, The Lonestar Tick | Case File 380 Jun 8, 2026 3941 Just off the coast of Long Island, a heavily restricted animal disease center has served as a fortress of federal agricultural defense since 1954, studying dangerous foreign pathogens to protect American livestock. However, the facility's geographic proximity to Old Lyme, Connecticut, where Lyme disease was first identified in the 1970s,has long fueled curiosity about the origin of tick-borne
The Artemis Missions | Case File 379
The Artemis Missions | Case File 379 Jun 1, 2026 4354 What are The Artemis Missions? Great human achievement, or a sophisticated hoax?With the successful splashdown of Artemis II fresh in our rearview, the path to the stars is no longer a distant dream, it’s an active, aggressive roadmap. Under a radically overhauled strategy, NASA has shifted into high gear, aiming for an unprecedented launch cadence that will fundamentally change humanity's rel

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